Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the of the Union

When right out in front of the church
Come a big old purple bus
Had astrological upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs

About half of 'em went for the courthouse
And them commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen seconds to get out of town,
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, they all got in the purple bus
And proceeded to the city
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is always at the Conoco
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To give them a citation

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
critters is all had their pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the bathhouse
And they's after the fish in the pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
them critters outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was in town
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And astrological

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole damn town was critters
And the mayor was a cadet