Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or five ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and flies
And discussin' the state of the

When right out in of the Baptist church
Come a big old purple bus
Had signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs

About half of 'em went for the courthouse
And them dogs commenced on the
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in there park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And proceeded to the limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
Says a mess a' wild was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is always at the station
Went flashin' on down to the pool
To give them critters a

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
Them is all had their pants down
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the rest a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked crispy
And a space cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause them outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And lived in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But eighty-four and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the dogs all barked their out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet