Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or five ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
tires, and swattin' flies
And the state of the Union

When right out in front of the church
Come a big old purple bus
Had signs upon it
And hippies and dogs inside

About of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them crispy
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We gonna camp in the park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' in that there park
And you gonna see a whole lot of
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin'
Says a mess a' wild was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the pool
To give critters a citation

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
Them critters is all had their pants
dogs was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the fish in the fish

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna have a full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they lived in that purple bus

Six later, there was nothin' in town
But eighty-four and a head shop
Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And astrological

Yeah, critters took the City Council
And the all barked their brains out
And the whole damn was crispy critters
And the mayor was a space