Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
tires, and swattin' flies
And the state of the Union

When right out in front of the Baptist
a big old purple school bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five and dogs inside

About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And leader was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen seconds to get out of town,
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To give them critters a

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them critters is all had pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the apart
And after the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause them critters us
So they in and set up camp
And they in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But eighty-four dogs and a head
Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And astrological

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all their brains out
And the damn town was crispy critters
And the was a space cadet