Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
Kickin' tires, and flies
And discussin' the state of the

When right out in front of the church
Come a big old purple bus
Had astrological signs it
And hippies and dogs inside

About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn
And them commenced on the fireplug
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them crispy
And their was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in there park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, they all got in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
is always at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To give them a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
critters is all had their pants down
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the rest a net"
We gonna have a jail full of crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause them outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they lived in purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet