One day about or five years ago We is settin' at the Conoco Kickin' tires, and flies And the state of the Union
When right out in of the Baptist church Come a big old school bus Had astrological signs it And thirty-five and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse And them dogs commenced on the Rest of 'em set there at us And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What they was, was a bunch a' them critters And leader was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense goin' and the out We gonna camp in the park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya A, you're gettin' me And B, we got us a law here And C, you in the town"
"You drop one string a' in that there park And you gonna see a lot of stars You got seconds to get out of town, boys Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, they all got in the purple bus And proceeded to the limits Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool Says a a' wild critters was in it
So we all got in the Marshal's Which is always at the Conoco Went on down to the swimmin' pool To give critters a citation
By the we arrived, it was too damn late Them critters is all had pants down Them dogs was tearin' the apart And they's the fish in the fish pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And get the rest with a net" We gonna have a jail full of crispy critters And a space cadet"
Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war 'Cause them critters us So they moved in and set up And they lived in purple school bus
Six weeks later, was nothin' in town But dogs and a head shop Sellin' up weeds, and sunflower seeds And postcards
Yeah, took over the City Council And the dogs all barked brains out And the damn town was crispy critters And the mayor was a space