Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is settin' at the station
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the of the Union

right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had signs upon it
And thirty-five and dogs inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them critters
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We gonna camp in the park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin'
a mess a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is always at the Conoco
Went flashin' on down to the pool
To give critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them is all had their pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the apart
And after the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was nothin' in
But eighty-four dogs and a head
Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower
And astrological

Yeah, critters over the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole damn town was crispy
And the mayor was a space