Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or years ago
We is at the Conoco station
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the state of the

When right out in front of the church
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological upon it
And hippies and dogs inside

About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn
And them commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, you're me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And proceeded to the city
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
Says a mess a' wild was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is always at the Conoco
Went on down to the swimmin' pool
To give them a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them critters is all had their down
Them dogs was tearin' the apart
And they's the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause them outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was nothin' in
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the all barked their brains out
And the whole damn town was crispy
And the mayor was a space