Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or five ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

When out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big old purple bus
Had astrological upon it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

About half of 'em went for the lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
they was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense goin' and the out
We gonna camp in the park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that there
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin'
Says a mess a' critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
is always at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To them critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
critters is all had their pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the apart
And they's after the fish in the pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked crispy
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause them critters us
So they moved in and set up
And lived in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was in town
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And astrological

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all barked their out
And the whole damn town was crispy
And the mayor was a space