Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological upon it
And thirty-five and dogs inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in there park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
is always at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the pool
To give them critters a

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them critters is all had pants down
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the fish in the pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they lived in that purple bus

Six weeks later, there was in town
But eighty-four and a head shop
dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And postcards

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the all barked their brains out
And the whole damn town was critters
And the was a space cadet