One day about or five years ago We is settin' at the Conoco Kickin' tires, and swattin' And discussin' the of the Union
right out in front of the Baptist church Come a big old purple bus Had astrological signs it And hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn And dogs commenced on the fireplug of 'em set there starin' at us And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" they was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters And leader was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense and the sitar out We camp in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya A, you're gettin' me And B, we got us a leash law And C, you in the town"
"You drop one a' beads in that there park And you see a whole lot of stars You got seconds to get out of town, boys Or we blow ya to Mars"
Well, they all got in the purple bus And to the city limits Then the telephone rang, was the pool Says a mess a' wild was in it
So we all got in the Plymouth is always at the Conoco station Went flashin' on down to the swimmin' To give them critters a
By the time we arrived, it was too damn Them critters is all had their pants Them dogs was tearin' the apart And they's after the fish in the pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And I'll get the with a net" We gonna a jail full of naked crispy critters And a drip-dry cadet"
Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war 'Cause them outnumbered us So they in and set up camp And they lived in that school bus
Six later, there was nothin' in town But dogs and a head shop dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds And astrological
Yeah, critters over the City Council And the dogs all barked brains out And the whole damn town was crispy And the mayor was a space