Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or five ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the state of the

right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

About of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them crispy
And their leader was a space

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the pool
Says a mess a' critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is always at the station
flashin' on down to the swimmin' pool
To them critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
critters is all had their pants down
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the rest a net"
We gonna have a full of naked crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
them critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was in town
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the was a space cadet