One day about or five years ago We is settin' at the Conoco tires, and swattin' flies And the state of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist Come a big old purple bus Had astrological signs it And hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em for the courthouse lawn And them dogs on the fireplug Rest of 'em set there at us And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters And leader was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense goin' and the out We camp in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya A, you're me down And B, we got us a law here And C, you in the town"
"You drop one string a' beads in that park And you gonna see a lot of stars You got fifteen seconds to get out of town, Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, all got back in the purple bus And proceeded to the limits the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool Says a a' wild critters was in it
So we all got in the Plymouth Which is at the Conoco station Went flashin' on down to the swimmin' To give them critters a
By the we arrived, it was too damn late Them critters is all had their down Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart And they's the fish in the fish pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And I'll get the with a net" We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters And a drip-dry cadet"
Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war 'Cause them critters us So moved in and set up camp And they lived in that purple bus
Six later, there was nothin' in town But eighty-four and a head shop dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds And astrological
Yeah, critters took over the Council And the dogs all their brains out And the whole town was crispy critters And the mayor was a cadet