Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day four or five years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the of the Union

When right out in of the Baptist church
Come a big old purple bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

About of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
they was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense goin' and the out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that there
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And proceeded to the city
Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is always at the station
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To give them critters a

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
Them critters is all had pants down
Them dogs was the bathhouse apart
And they's after the in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the with a net"
We have a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
them critters outnumbered us
So they in and set up camp
And they lived in that school bus

Six weeks later, there was in town
But eighty-four and a head shop
dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And postcards

Yeah, took over the City Council
And the dogs all their brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a space