Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

When out in front of the Baptist church
a big old purple school bus
Had astrological upon it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And dogs commenced on the fireplug
of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And their was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We camp in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You one string a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a whole lot of
You got fifteen seconds to get out of town,
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And proceeded to the limits
the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a mess a' critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
is always at the Conoco station
Went on down to the swimmin' pool
To give them a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
Them critters is all had their down
Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart
And they's after the fish in the pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked crispy
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they lived in purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But eighty-four and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower
And astrological

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the all barked their brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet