Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day four or five years ago
We is settin' at the Conoco
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

When right out in of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

About half of 'em went for the courthouse
And them dogs on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them critters
And leader was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that park
And you see a whole lot of stars
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
Then the telephone rang, was the swimmin'
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
is always at the Conoco station
Went flashin' on down to the swimmin'
To them critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too late
Them critters is all had pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the bathhouse
And they's the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
them critters outnumbered us
So they in and set up camp
And lived in that purple school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But eighty-four dogs and a head
dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the City
And the dogs all their brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet