Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day four or five years ago
We is at the Conoco station
tires, and swattin' flies
And the state of the Union

When right out in of the Baptist church
Come a big old school bus
Had signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs

About of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a bunch a' them critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're me down
And B, we got us a leash law
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' in that there park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And proceeded to the city
Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
Which is at the Conoco station
Went on down to the swimmin' pool
To them critters a citation

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
critters is all had their pants down
Them dogs was the bathhouse apart
And they's the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And I'll get the with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of crispy critters
And a space cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they lived in purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was nothin' in
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took the City Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole damn was crispy critters
And the was a space cadet