One day about or five years ago We is at the Conoco station Kickin' tires, and swattin' And discussin' the of the Union
right out in front of the Baptist church Come a big old school bus Had astrological upon it And thirty-five and dogs inside
half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn And them dogs commenced on the of 'em set there starin' at us And I says, "Roy, go get your gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies?" And is the dogs?" I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy" What they was, was a a' them crispy critters And their was a space cadet
He says, "Sagittarius, we has to disembark, men Get the incense and the sitar out We camp in the city park, man"
I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya A, you're gettin' me And B, we got us a law here And C, you in the town"
"You drop one string a' beads in there park And you see a whole lot of stars You got seconds to get out of town, boys Or we gonna ya to Mars"
Well, all got back in the purple bus And to the city limits the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool Says a a' wild critters was in it
So we all got in the Marshal's is always at the Conoco station Went flashin' on down to the pool To give them critters a
By the time we arrived, it was too late Them critters is all had pants down Them was tearin' the bathhouse apart And they's after the fish in the pond
I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver And get the rest with a net" We gonna have a jail of naked crispy critters And a space cadet"
Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war 'Cause critters outnumbered us So they moved in and set up And they lived in that purple bus
Six weeks later, there was in town But eighty-four and a head shop dried up weeds, and sunflower seeds And postcards
Yeah, took over the City Council And the all barked their brains out And the whole damn town was critters And the was a space cadet