Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about or five years ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And the state of the Union

When right out in front of the church
a big old purple school bus
Had astrological upon it
And thirty-five and dogs inside

About half of 'em went for the courthouse
And them dogs on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me explain the to ya
A, gettin' me down
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one a' beads in that there park
And you gonna see a whole lot of
You got fifteen to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And proceeded to the city
the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is always at the station
Went flashin' on to the swimmin' pool
To give critters a citation

By the time we arrived, it was too damn
Them critters is all had pants down
Them dogs was tearin' the apart
And after the fish in the fish pond

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And get the rest with a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked crispy
And a space cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause them outnumbered us
So they moved in and set up
And they lived in purple school bus

Six later, there was nothin' in town
But eighty-four dogs and a head
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet