A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of people that, what I say on record Or what I talk on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger with a edge will stab you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a or dress, hate fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just hetero at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, better let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was just the mail Get it? the 'male'? How many you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you directly to Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, ken? give me an (amen!) lord, this boy needs jesus Heal this child, us destroy these demons Oh, and please me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the Preacher preacher, fifth teacher You reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn 'cause I watch t.v, and cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't me from toppin' these charts And you can't me from droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still won't
x2] I'm a every time I write a rhyme These think it's a crime To em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments It was a who would grow up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby that baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker Than want to fuck me up for sayin' the word My morals went, the president got oral Sex in his oval office on top of his Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In crashes and laughs As long as it happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in Replacin' the cause dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you should've kept thing put away I guess that will you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the money and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to make a Put the money in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna you bitch, quit lookin' around kill me, please don't kill me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride when I in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So I'll be in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, shoot the Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I didn't his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my dick in between my and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave To say the stuff I say, so just it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if not a rapper that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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