A lot of people ask me, fuckin' questions A lot of people think that, what I say on Or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I want to somebody, that I'm actually do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are a dagger with a jagged edge That stab you in the head Whether you're a fag or Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're hetero phobic at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll never get of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? checkin' the How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p you directly to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, boy needs jesus Heal child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth grade You reach me, my mom can't neither You teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I watch t.v, and comcast And you ain't able to stop these You can't stop me from toppin' these And you can't stop me from each march With a new c-d for these fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I write a These think it's a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I I'm a criminal But I don't say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The came out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink more to fuck you up quicker you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the word My went, when the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In plane and laughs As long as it happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- and kim combined the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't it today He's a little the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, dre with an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up outta
I'll be here waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill nobody this
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, don't kill me I I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows on my ride when I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, shoot the at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it Shit, half the shit I say, I make it up To make you mad so kiss my white ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a fuckin' in a jason mask
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