A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of people that, what I say on record Or I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that I'll kill you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god right I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger with a edge will stab you in the head Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll never get of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was checkin' the mail Get it? checkin' the How many records you expectin' to After your second l.p sends you to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus this child, help us destroy these demons Oh, and please me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's in the hospital Preacher preacher, fifth teacher You reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these And you can't stop me from droppin' march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, it's little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
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My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, indeed It was a seed who would up just as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who crazed But how the fuck you supposed to grow up you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger I more liquor to fuck you up quicker you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the word My went, when the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of that die In crashes and laughs As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor cause dre couldn't make it He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all the place I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that will teach you not to let me with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) just go up in motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be right here on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I help Yeah I to make a withdrawal Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around kill me, please don't kill me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows tinted on my ride I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and dive in it So be disguised in it And if identifies the guy in it I'll for five minutes back, shoot the eyewitness Fire at the eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my my dick in between my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I just it up To make you mad so kiss my naked ass And if it's not a that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a jason
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