A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of think that, what I say on record Or what I talk on a record, that I actually do in real life Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm actually do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that Then kill you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a dagger a jagged edge That will you in the head you're a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" Homophobic? nah, you're just phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals (ooh!) That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd let go of 'em They belong in my never get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? the 'male'? How records you expectin' to sell your second l.p sends you directly to jail? Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, give me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy needs Heal this child, help us these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital preacher, fifth grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom neither You teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't able to these thoughts You can't me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, just little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still won't
x2] I'm a Cause every I write a rhyme people think it's a crime To tell em on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby out, disfigured, ligaments indeed It was a seed who would grow up just as as she dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who crazed But how the you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink more to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to me up for sayin' the word My morals went, the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you avoid me You can't miss me, I'm white, And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In crashes and laughs As long as it happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim combined the in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me him too and spray his brains all over the place I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be right here on you Yo 'em Don't kill nobody time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to make a Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
oh my god, don't kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around kill me, please don't kill me I said I'm not fuckin' kill you Hurry the up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my when I drive in it So I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So I'll be in it And if anybody the guy in it hide for five minutes Come back, shoot the at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my dick in between my and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just it shut Shit, half the I say, I just make it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper that I it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a jason
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