A lot of ask me, stupid fuckin' questions A lot of people think that, I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, that I do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm actually do it Or that I in it Well, shit, if you believe Then kill you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My are like a dagger with a jagged edge That will stab you in the Whether a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a or dress, hate fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll get hold of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, somebody me! And I was checkin' the mail Get it? checkin' the How records you expectin' to sell After your second l.p sends you to jail? on! relax guy, I like gay men Right, ken? give me an (amen!) lord, this boy needs jesus Heal this child, help us these demons Oh, and send me a brand new car And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the Preacher preacher, fifth teacher You can't reach me, my mom neither You can't teach me a thing 'cause I watch t.v, and cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me toppin' these charts And you stop me from droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for fuckin' retards Duh, and to think, it's little ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause every time I a rhyme These think it's a crime To em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't say a word, I just flip 'em the bird And keep goin', I don't take shit no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments It was a seed who would grow up just as as she Don't dare fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An animal caged who crazed But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My dick shrunk smaller, but my got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the My morals went, when the president got Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now don't me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my is pointy I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In plane and laughs As long as it happened to him shady, I'm as crazy as em- Inem and kim combined the in Replacin' the doctor cause dre make it today He's a little under the weather, so I'm his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all the place I told you dre, you should've kept thing put away I that will teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the fuck up there
I'll be right here on you Yo 'em Don't kill this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? I need to make a withdrawal Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, lookin' around Don't kill me, don't kill me I said I'm not gonna kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So I'll be in it And if identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, shoot the at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, This puppy's lucky I blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my Tuck my in between my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just it shut Shit, the shit I say, I just make it up To you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper I make it as I'm a be a rapist in a jason mask
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