Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They call it Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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