Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it Side Palm Dale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a black girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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