Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just in a small white town
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked through the land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music nearly me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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