Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just in a small white town
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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