Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin'
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this from Japan, never made love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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