Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a white town
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I get married, but I can't afford it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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