Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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