Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a white town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were with Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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