Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit,
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me sing it,

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I came in her mouth it was a
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black girl in South
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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