Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, help me sing it,

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled with
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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