Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit,
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Palm Dale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her were filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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