Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she into a white albino
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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