Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She sucked my dick till the turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
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