Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

just crowd around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music nearly drove me
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a black girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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