Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll tell you all mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just in a small white town
They call it East Palm Dale
When the walked through the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met lady from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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