Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me sing it,

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small town
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm a fuck that just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady from Japan, made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, check out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music nearly drove me
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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