Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, help me it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a white town
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked the white land
went up for sale
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music nearly me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine thing, said her name's Maria
I her up just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
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