Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was this man, right?
Man, check this out it was this man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked through the land
went up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass like a zebra
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met lady from Japan, never made love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she gets

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a girl's to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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