Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check this out it was this blind man,
He was feelin' his way down the street with stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Side Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin'
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The mutha-fucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled with
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white albino
Fucked hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over to a house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start talkin' fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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