Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And watch all the TV you ever
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, are sweaty
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Simon
Who folks wanna
He opens his
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
to throw in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' loves
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
Home of
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch racing
show about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first
I can't believe Richard Simmons in it

I'll right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip
And I know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes
I only have got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man