Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to channel
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who wanna disembowel
He his mouth
Always says something
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch NASCAR
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt like I needed a long
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey Luke Perry on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man