Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you ever
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who folks wanna
He his mouth
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch racing
show about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't believe Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt like I a long shower
Network execs with ambitions
"Next on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." I'm a gossip freak
And I know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man