Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you wanted
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Cowell
Who folks disembowel
He opens his
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That show about
King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of twelve named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first
I can't believe Richard ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love with or without a plot
I'll stare my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man