Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

Simon Cowell
Who wanna disembowel
He opens his
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the and microwave something

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a freak
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love with or without a plot
I'll 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man