Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Simon
Who wanna disembowel
He opens his
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' loves
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch racing
show about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of twelve named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't believe Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half
After that, felt like I needed a shower
Network execs with naked
"Next on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey Luke Perry on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip
And I know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes
I only have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man