Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
your brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, are sweaty
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who folks wanna
He opens his
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
to throw in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
Home of
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch NASCAR
That about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half
After that, felt like I needed a long
Network execs naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 spot
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life television a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man