Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, are sweaty
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to channel
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

Simon Cowell
Who folks disembowel
He opens his
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
to throw in the towel

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt like I needed a long
Network execs naked ambitions
"Next on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those planners
Make 'em all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this
A 30 second
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or a plot
I'll 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man