Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And watch all the TV you ever
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

Remote is
wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Simon
Who folks disembowel
He his mouth
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, me
But I still Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I maybe a half hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I shows with or without a plot
I'll stare my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man