Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, palms are
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who wanna disembowel
He his mouth
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' loves
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose your mind TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch NASCAR
That about undertaking
King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named

Shows for fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first
I can't believe Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt I needed a long shower
Network execs naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 second
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm gonna my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man