Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And watch all the TV you ever
Until your brain to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
There's Flintstones on the TV
Wilma 'n'
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who folks disembowel
He opens his
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
of depravity?
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" the shark the first minute
I can't believe Simmons ain't in it

I'll right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
Look there's Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare 'til my are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life television a lot

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man