Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you wanted
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, are sweaty
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who wanna disembowel
He his mouth
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
to throw in the towel

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch racing
That show about
King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The and decline of twelve actors named Corey

for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
Network with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 second
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes
I only have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man