Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who folks wanna
He opens his
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to in the towel

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
Home of
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch NASCAR
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' week
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man