Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, palms are
There's on the TV already
'n' Betty
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who folks wanna
He his mouth
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
to throw in the towel

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is
As I watch racing
That about undertaking
King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
Look there's Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 spot
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm gonna my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can anything you want to, man