Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And all the TV you ever wanted
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
wide, palms are sweaty
There's on the TV already
Wilma 'n'
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who wanna disembowel
He his mouth
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
Time to throw in the

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
of depravity?
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch racing
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named

Shows for fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" the shark the first minute
I believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, felt like I needed a long
Network execs naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus "MacGyver"
And Jay has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this
A 30 spot
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man