Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you ever
Until your turned to mush
you go for it?
Or just let it
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
Wilma 'n'
No virgin to channel
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who folks wanna
He his mouth
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
to throw in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, she's me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose your watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch racing
That about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half
After that, felt like I needed a shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my watching television a lot

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man