Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you wanted
Until your brain to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

Simon Cowell
Who folks disembowel
He his mouth
Always says foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs that and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
That show about
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named

Shows for next fall, already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" the shark the first minute
I can't believe Simmons ain't in it

I'll right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a shower
Network execs with ambitions
"Next on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 second
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life television a lot

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man