Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your lazy
And watch all the TV you ever
Until your brain turned to
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who folks disembowel
He his mouth
Always says something
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
loves profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
Home of
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and Anna Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watchin' TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch racing
That show undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both pretty lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a shower
Network with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 spot
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I shows with or without a plot
stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life television a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man