Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on your butt
And watch all the TV you wanted
Until your brain to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
There's Flintstones on the TV
Wilma 'n'
No to channel surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Cowell
Who wanna disembowel
He his mouth
says something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to throw in the

Shows based on
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' loves
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
Home of
No, live happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watchin' TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch NASCAR
show about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a hour
After that, like I needed a long shower
execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em watch all of junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the of Mr. Rob Schneider

And "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
Special all episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 spot
Then we come to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my bloodshot
Because I only got
One to rot
I'm gonna my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you to, man