Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

is ready
Eyes wide, palms are
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
Garbage is all I'm

There's Cowell
Who wanna disembowel
He opens his
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He them out
to throw in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, dogs crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they live
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Nicole
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, scold me
But I'd still in every show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna your mind watchin' TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I NASCAR racing
show about undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! Hollywood Story"
The and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the the first minute
I can't believe Richard ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I still love Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long
Network with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up programming planners
Make 'em all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke on a
Special all Pig-Latin of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is this week
A 30 second
we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was on recording "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or a plot
I'll stare my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I have got
One to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching a lot

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in show (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
They told me, me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man