Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

If you had
One
To sit on lazy butt
And watch all the TV you wanted
Until brain turned to mush
you go for it?
Or let it slip?
Yo

Remote is
Eyes wide, palms are
There's Flintstones on the TV
'n' Betty
No virgin to surfin'
And I'm
So I
is all I'm getting

There's Simon
Who folks disembowel
He opens his
Always something foul
dyin', wow
Wannabes are now
He votes out
Time to in the towel

Shows on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, family
Sho' profanity
Whoa, the
Oh, that crap and pee
of depravity?
No, they happily
Yo

"Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna
Well, scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and something

"You're lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My is aching
As I watch NASCAR
That show undertaking
Larry
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s reporters
Next up on "E! True Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors Corey

Shows for fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound lame 'n'
So "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first
I can't Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
I bet
I "The Bachelorette"
by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind TV"
They told me, they'd me
But I'd still tune in every (show)
My cable C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose mind watching TV"
told me, cajoled me
But I love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched a half hour
After that, felt like I a long shower
Network execs with naked
"Next week on FOX, watch eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' on "Survivor"
Look James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Perry on a
all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' week
A 30 second
Then we back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on "The Sopranos"
I

I love shows with or without a
I'll stare my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
I only have got
One to rot
I'm spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your watching TV"
They told me, scold me
But I'd tune in every show (show)
My gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch you want to, man