Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

Jordan-Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the
Check me out im a proper couch
no one here can do anything without my say so uh,
I dont play no yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo
im a proper couch potato
no one here can do anything else my say so uh
I dont no games yo
check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 a month
in the month ive been once I am done
I go at half twelve and I by one
cos I realise that jamming on my more fun
all I do is friends
probably the reason why ive not got
yeah men the day I move
is the day that people say that got pegged
I dont play no games
sitting here sipping on pino gregio
yo getting texts of my ex sex bruv
parred everyone still she is safe though
yo the theme though
basically lay-low stay in play breaks at my say so
what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy on the way home

This is how I to live my life for all these years to come
and I do it I will do it
and if I keep up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I do it I will do it

Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch
no one here can do anything else my say so uh
I dont play no yo get me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo
what im a couch potato
no one can do anything without my say so
uh I dont play no yo yeah
I leave the looking like my arse cheek
reeks having let my bath leak since last week
Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the rest of song
oh ohhoh ohohohooooh
Jordan-cant be f*cked
it!
Jordan-I be arsed
so lazy mate!
Jordan-Hahaha, its not my I got bet-
something mate
Jordan- I got things to do
like what?
eat.
Harley-Eat? You eat ten minutes ago ,go on do it
Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I cant be arsed

This is how I want to live my life for all these years to
and I will do it I do it
and if I this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I do it I will do it
me out.