Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

Jordan-Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the
Check me out im a proper couch
no one can do anything else without my say so uh,
I play no games yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo
what im a proper potato
no one here can do anything without my say so uh
I play no games yo
check it out so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month
in the last month ive once I am done
I go at half and I leave by one
cos I realise that on my sofas more fun
all I do is friends
probably the why ive not got friends
what men the day I move
is the day that people say Rachaels got pegged
yeah I dont no games
sitting sipping on some pino gregio
yo texts of my ex wanting sex bruv
everyone still she is quite safe though
yo what the though
basically lay-low in play halo breaks at my say so
what? And if I do go out im getting cheesy chips on the way home

This is how I want to live my life for all these years to
and I do it I will do it
and if I keep up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I will do it I do it

Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch
no one can do anything else without my say so uh
I dont play no games yo get me a sandwich with a bit of mayo
what im a proper potato
no one can do anything without my say so
uh I dont play no games yo
I leave the sofa looking my arse cheek
yard reeks having let my bath leak since week
Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the of this song
oh ohhoh ohohohooooh
Jordan-cant be mate
it!
Jordan-I be arsed
harley-your so mate!
Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got
Harley-do something
I got better things to do
Harley- like
eat.
Harley-Eat? You eat about ten ago ,go on do it
Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really be arsed

This is how I want to live my for all these years to come
and I will do it I do it
and if I keep this up then I end up jobless fat and dumb
but I will do it I do it
me out.