Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

Jordan-Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin the house
Check me out im a proper couch
no one here can do else without my say so uh,
I dont play no games yo gte me a sandwich a little bit of mayo
what im a proper couch
no one here can do anything else my say so uh
I dont play no yo
it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month
in the last month ive been I am done
I go at half and I leave by one
cos I realise that jamming on my sofas fun
all I do is friends
probably the why ive not got friends
yeah what men the day I
is the day that say that Rachaels got pegged
I dont play no games
sitting here on some pino gregio
yo getting texts of my ex wanting sex
everyone still she is quite safe though
yo what the though
basically lay-low stay in halo breaks at my say so
what? And if I do go out well im cheesy chips on the way home

This is how I want to live my for all these years to come
and I do it I will do it
and if I keep this up I will end up jobless fat and dumb
but I do it I will do it

Listen up yo I said me out im a proper couch potato
no one here can do else without my say so uh
I dont play no games yo get me a sandwich a little bit of mayo
what im a proper couch
no one can do anything else my say so
uh I dont play no games yo
I leave the sofa looking like my cheek
yard reeks let my bath leak since last week
Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the of this song
oh ohhoh ohohohooooh
Jordan-cant be f*cked
it!
Jordan-I cant be
so lazy mate!
Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got
Harley-do something
Jordan- I got things to do
like what?
eat.
Harley-Eat? You eat about ten ago ,go on do it
Jordan-ahhh f*cking ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed

This is how I want to live my for all these years to come
and I will do it I do it
and if I keep this up then I will end up fat and dumb
but I will do it I do it
me out.