Luyện nghe bài hát Couch Potato

Jordan-Ahhhh can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the house
Check me out im a proper potato
no one here can do anything without my say so uh,
I dont play no games yo gte me a sandwich a little bit of mayo
what im a couch potato
no one here can do anything without my say so uh
I play no games yo
check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a
in the month ive been once I am done
I go at half and I leave by one
cos I realise that jamming on my more fun
all I do is watch
probably the why ive not got friends
what men the day I move
is the day that say that Rachaels got pegged
I dont play no games
sitting here sipping on some pino
yo getting texts of my ex sex bruv
parred everyone she is quite safe though
yo the theme though
basically lay-low stay in play breaks at my say so
what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy chips on the way

This is how I want to live my life for all these years to
and I do it I will do it
and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and
but I do it I will do it

Listen up yo I said me out im a proper couch potato
no one can do anything else without my say so uh
I dont play no games yo get me a sandwich a little bit of mayo
what im a proper couch
no one can do else without my say so
uh I dont play no yo yeah
I leave the sofa like my arse cheek
yard having let my bath leak since last week
cant be bothered to do the rest of this song
Harley-oh oh ohhoh
Jordan-cant be f*cked
it!
Jordan-I cant be
harley-your so mate!
Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got
Harley-do mate
Jordan- I got things to do
like what?
eat.
Harley-Eat? You eat about ten ago ,go on do it
f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed

This is how I want to my life for all these years to come
and I will do it I do it
and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and
but I will do it I do it
me out.