Well, I've never been afraid of And I never thought I a crutch To me through the trials of this life
But there's one thing I cant do And Copenhagen's I'm talkin' about And I it nearly as much as I love my wife
Now when I first started I didn't know I was doin' But I the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol' chew mighty good the way I know Copenhagen should But when it's gone I'm a maniac
I'm a Copenhagen a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it just let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know I'm on the road to Yes, that got a hold on me
I can go a lot of things Like sweet and butter beans And you it wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of But if you take my snooze I'll be climbin' like the spider up the
I'm a Copenhagen There's a big ol' hairy on my back And it just let me be
when I run out of chewin' I I'm on the road to ruin Yes, that got a hold on me
Well, I tried to quit one time My knees got weak I sorta went And my disposition headed south
I started eatin' a big fat hog Got wild and mean a rabid dog And start and foamin' at the mouth
I'm a junkie a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it wont let me be
when I run out of chewin' I know, I'm on the road to Yes, that got a hold on me
Can I you Sir? Ah yeah, you got any No Sir, I'm afraid all out, ah
I'm a Copenhagen There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my And it wont let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know, I'm on the to ruin Yes, Copenhagen's got a hold on me
Ah Copenhagen, it makes me feel so But it's gone boys I ain't exactly the way I should