Well, I've been afraid of much And I never thought I a crutch To help me through the trials of life
But there's one I cant do without And Copenhagen's what I'm talkin' And I it nearly as much as I love my wife
Now when I first chewin' I know what I was doin' But I the way it helped me to relax
And a big ol' chew taste good the way I know Copenhagen should But it's gone I'm a slobberin' maniac
I'm a junkie a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it just let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know I'm on the to ruin Yes, Copenhagen's got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of Like potatoes and butter beans And you it wouldn't really bother me at all
I can go coffee for a couple of days But if you take my snooze I'll be climbin' the spider up the wall
I'm a junkie a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it just let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know I'm on the road to Yes, that got a hold on me
Well, I tried to quit one time My knees got weak I went blind And my disposition headed south
I eatin' like a big fat hog Got wild and mean like a dog And start frothin' and foamin' at the
I'm a junkie a big ol' hairy monkey on my back And it wont let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know, I'm on the to ruin Yes, that Copenhagen's got a on me
Can I you Sir? Ah yeah, you got any No Sir, I'm we're all out, ah
I'm a junkie There's a big ol' hairy on my back And it wont let me be
when I run out of chewin' I know, I'm on the road to Yes, that Copenhagen's got a on me
Ah Copenhagen, it makes me feel so But when it's gone I ain't exactly the way I should