Well, I've never afraid of much And I never thought I a crutch To help me through the of this life
But there's one thing I do without And Copenhagen's what I'm about And I love it as much as I love my wife
Now when I first chewin' I didn't know what I was But I liked the way it me to relax
And a big ol' chew mighty good the way I know Copenhagen should But when gone I'm a slobberin' maniac
I'm a Copenhagen There's a big ol' hairy on my back And it wont let me be
when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the road to Yes, that got a hold on me
I can go without a lot of Like potatoes and butter beans And you know it wouldn't really me at all
I can go without coffee for a couple of But if you take my away I'll be like the spider up the wall
I'm a junkie There's a big ol' monkey on my back And it wont let me be
when I run out of chewin' I know I'm on the to ruin Yes, that got a hold on me
Well, I even tried to one time My knees got weak I went blind And my mellow disposition south
I eatin' like a big fat hog Got and mean like a rabid dog And start frothin' and at the mouth
I'm a junkie There's a big ol' hairy monkey on my And it just let me be
'Cause when I run out of I know, I'm on the to ruin Yes, that got a hold on me
Can I help you Ah yeah, you got any No Sir, I'm we're all out, ah
I'm a Copenhagen There's a big ol' monkey on my back And it just let me be
when I run out of chewin' I know, I'm on the road to Yes, that got a hold on me
Ah Copenhagen, it makes me feel so But it's gone boys I ain't exactly the way I should