Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a old convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the And them bears 's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Coz we got a great big rockin' thru the night we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four a rocket sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was smart bought up some reinforcements From the National Guard
armoured cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And choppers the skies Well we shot the We went for a thousand screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the shore Prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this here's the Duck We just aint pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I says Let them roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your bugs off your glass and the off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)