Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin Cab over with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little old aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the And them bears 's wall to Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go a-huntin'
Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a great big aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket sled on We tore up all of our swindle And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' They bought up some From the Illinois Guard
armoured cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And choppers filled the we shot the line We for broke With a screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore Prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just aint gonna pay no So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says Let them truckers roll,
Coz we got a convoy rockin' thru the night we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on here, So your bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)