Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth logs Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer
Coz we got a old convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them 's wall to wall them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Coz we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate a rocket sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them was a-gettin' smart They up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's armoured cars and tanks and And of every size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And choppers filled the Well we shot the We for broke a thousand screaming trucks And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore to cross the line I could see the was lined with bears But I have a doggone dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just aint pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says Let truckers roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' the night we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know to do with them hogs out there, for sure. mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. buh bye)