Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the And them bears 's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go bear
Coz we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' bought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's armoured cars and tanks and And of every size Yeah them chicken coops was full of And filled the skies Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore Prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined bears But I have a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just aint pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says Let them roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)