Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a Kenworth logs Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin hogs We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm about to put the hammer
Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little old convoy aint she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But they's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears 's wall to Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go a-huntin'
Coz we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them bears was smart They bought up some From the National Guard
There's armoured and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them coops was full of bears And choppers the skies we shot the line We went for a thousand screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore Prepared to the line I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We aint gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I Let them truckers roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)