Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little old aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears 's wall to them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Coz we got a great big rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a big convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate a rocket sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town bears was a-gettin' smart They bought up reinforcements From the Illinois National
armoured cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them chicken coops was full of And choppers filled the Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore Prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this here's the Duck We just aint gonna pay no So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says Let truckers roll, ten-four
Coz we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well they know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep bugs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)