Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin logs Cab over Pete with a on And a haulin hogs We's headed for bear on About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber And I'm about to put the hammer
Coz we got a old convoy rockin' thru the night we got a little old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a up on the cloverleaf And them bears 's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's thick as on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go bear
Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a great big convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket sled on We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was a-gettin' They up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's armoured cars and and jeeps And of every size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And choppers filled the Well we the line We for broke a thousand screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the shore Prepared to the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I have a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We aint gonna pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says Let truckers roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? Well they oughta know what to do them hogs out there, for sure. mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your bugs off your glass and the off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. buh bye)