Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin Cab over Pete with a on And a haulin hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a old convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But they's a up on the cloverleaf And them 's wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go bear
Coz we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big aint she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them bears was smart They bought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard
There's armoured and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And filled the skies Well we the line We for broke With a thousand trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore Prepared to the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a doggone I says this here's the Rubber Duck We just aint gonna pay no So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says Let them truckers roll,
Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we back on outta here, So keep your off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)