Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, you got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm to put the hammer down
Coz we got a little old convoy thru the night Yeah we got a little old convoy aint she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy aint gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But they's a roadblock up on the And them 's wall to wall Yeah smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Coz we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a big convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you back off another ten)
Well we up Interstate Forty-Four Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our swindle And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi bears was a-gettin' smart They bought up reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
armoured cars and tanks and jeeps And of every size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And filled the skies we shot the line We went for With a thousand screaming And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the shore to cross the line I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't have a dime I says Pigpen this here's the Rubber We just aint gonna pay no So we crashed the gate doin' I says Let them roll, ten-four
Coz we got a mighty rockin' thru the night we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight Come on and join our aint nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with them out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep your off your glass and the bears off your ......tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. buh bye)