(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab-over Pete a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the down."
'Cause we got a convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the we got into Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as on a bumper; They had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 Like a rocket on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was smart: They'd brought up reinforcements From the National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a And filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we went for With a thousand trucks An' eleven Friends a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't have a dime. I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we crashed the doing ninety-eight I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.