(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the of June In a pullin' logs Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We is headin' for bear on a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our nothin' gonna get in our way. We roll this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Town, We had eighty-five in all. But they's a up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a They even had a in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We about to go bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 a rocket sled on rails. We tore up all of our sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, Them bears was smart: They'd up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard. armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, them coops was full'a bears And choppers the skies. Well, we shot the line and we for broke a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, your twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.