(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...
Was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth logs Cab-over Pete with a on And a haulin' hogs We is headin' for bear on a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this the Rubber Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper; They even had a in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 Like a rocket on rails. We tore up all of our sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, Them bears was smart: They'd brought up some the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, them chicken coops was full'a And choppers the skies. Well, we shot the and we went for broke a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we the gate doing ninety-eight I says "Let truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.