(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab-over Pete a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We is for bear on I-one-oh a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got Tulsa Town, We had eighty-five in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And bears was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as on a bumper; even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a great big through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and join our nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we up Interstate 44 Like a rocket on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, them chicken coops was bears And choppers the skies. Well, we the line and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' An' long-haired Friends a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dime. I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.