(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab-over with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We is headin' for on I-one-oh a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the down."
'Cause we got a little through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got Tulsa Town, We had trucks in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as on a bumper; even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We about to go bear."
'Cause we got a great big through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 Like a sled on rails. We tore up all of our sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard. armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken was full'a bears And choppers the skies. Well, we the line and we went for broke With a thousand trucks An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey And prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says "Let them roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.