(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy...
Was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth logs Cab-over Pete a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We is for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky I says, "Pig Pen, this the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the down."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Town, We had trucks in all. But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is as bugs on a bumper; even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We about to go bear."
'Cause we got a great big through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a sight? on and join our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 a rocket sled on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was smart: They'd up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard. armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, them chicken was full'a bears And choppers the skies. Well, we shot the and we went for broke With a thousand screamin' An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the shore And prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I says "Let them roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.