(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth logs Cab-over Pete with a on And a Jimmy haulin' We is for bear on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. And, you back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Town, We had trucks in all. But they's a up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them is thick as bugs on a bumper; They even had a in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off ten.
Well, we up Interstate 44 Like a sled on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And left 'em on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, Them bears was a-gettin' brought up some reinforcements From the National Guard. armored cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, them chicken coops was bears And choppers the skies. Well, we shot the line and we for broke a thousand screamin' trucks An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a strip for the shore And prepared to the line I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't have a dime. I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "We just ain't pay no toll." So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and join our Ain't gonna get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.