(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis)
[On the CB] Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy...
Was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab-over with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We is for bear on I-one-oh a mile outta Shaky Town I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "And I'm to put the hammer down."
'Cause we got a convoy Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this the Duck. And, you wanna back off them hogs? Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin' in-tense up here.
By the time we got into Town, We had trucks in all. But they's a up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as on a bumper; They even had a in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck. "We about to go bear."
'Cause we got a great big through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this truckin' the U-S-A. Convoy!
[On the CB] Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen? Negatory, Pig Pen; you're still too close. Yeah, them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten.
Well, we rolled up 44 Like a sled on rails. We tore up all of our sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the time we hit Chi-town, bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And of ev'ry size. Yeah, them chicken was full'a bears And filled the skies. Well, we shot the and we went for broke With a thousand trucks An' eleven long-haired Friends a' In a micra-bus.
[On the CB] Ah, Rubber to Sodbuster, come over. Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster? Lissen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey? Yeah, he's haulin' dynamite, and he needs all the help he can get.
Well, we laid a for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We just a-gonna pay no toll." So we the gate doing ninety-eight I says "Let them roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty through the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and our convoy Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A.
Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, your twenty? Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy Convoy! sakes, buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... Convoy! tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.