(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber And I'm about to put the hammer on
Cause we got a little convoy thru the night we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a even had a bear in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go bear
we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them hogs is startin' to up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our swindle And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit Shi town Them bears was smart They brought up reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And filled the skies we shot the line We went for With a screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he all the help he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't have a dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no So we crashed the gate doin' I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)