(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer on
Cause we got a little rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And them wall to wall Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go bear
we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket sled on We tore up all of our swindle And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was a-gettin' They brought up some the Illinois National Guard
There's armored and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them coops was full of bears And filled the skies Well we the line We went for With a screaming trucks And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey And prepared to the line I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)