(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete with a on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh a mile outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was a-gettin' They brought up some From the National Guard
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them chicken was full of bears And filled the skies Well we shot the We went for With a screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't have a dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. bye bye.)