(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was smart brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's armored cars and and jeeps And of every size Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And filled the skies we shot the line We went for a thousand screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no So we crashed the gate doin' I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty ain't she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)