(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete a reefer on And a haulin' hogs We's headed for bear on About a mile Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them wall to wall Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart They brought up some From the Illinois Guard
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And of every size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And choppers the skies we shot the line We went for With a thousand trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we crashed the gate doin' I says, let them truckers roll,
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)