(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little rockin' thru the night we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the we hit that Shi town bears was a-gettin' smart They brought up reinforcements From the Illinois National
armored cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And choppers filled the Well we the line We went for With a screaming trucks And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And prepared to the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep your thumbs off glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)