(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete with a on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this the Rubber Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And bears's wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we up Interstate Forty-Four a rocket sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's armored cars and and jeeps And rigs of every them chicken coops was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for With a screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We ain't gonna pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)