(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete with a on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer on
we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a They even had a in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the time we hit that Shi Them bears was smart brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
There's armored cars and tanks and And rigs of every Yeah chicken coops was full of bears And choppers filled the we shot the line We for broke a thousand screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't have a dime I says this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do them hogs out there, for sure. mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)