(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer on
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them hogs is startin' to up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit that Shi bears was a-gettin' smart They brought up reinforcements From the National Guard
There's armored cars and tanks and And rigs of every Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey And to cross the line I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't have a doggone I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)