(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's for bear on eye-one-oh a mile outta Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them bears's wall to Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em on the scales By the time we hit Shi town Them bears was smart They brought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars and and jeeps And of every size Yeah them coops was full of bears And filled the skies we shot the line We went for a thousand screaming trucks And longhaired friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the shore And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't have a dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We ain't gonna pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we back on outta here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)