(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big ten-four Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's headed for on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little ol' ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall Yeah smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Forty-Four Like a sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' They up some reinforcements From the Illinois Guard
armored cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size Yeah them chicken coops was full of And choppers the skies Well we shot the We went for With a thousand trucks And eleven longhaired friends of In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a for the Jersey shore And prepared to the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I didn't have a doggone I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just gonna pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let them truckers roll,
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)