(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a pullin' logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We's for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And them wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a They even had a in the air I says all trucks, this here's the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our swindle And 'em sittin' on the scales By the time we hit Shi town bears was a-gettin' smart They brought up reinforcements the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars and tanks and And of every size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And choppers filled the Well we the line We went for With a thousand screaming And eleven friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the shore And prepared to cross the I could see the was lined with bears But I didn't have a doggone I says this here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let them truckers roll,
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)