(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile outta I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm to put the hammer on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And bears's wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the We about to go bear
Cause we got a great big convoy thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you better back off ten)
we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' They brought up some the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars and tanks and And rigs of size Yeah them coops was full of bears And choppers filled the Well we shot the We for broke With a screaming trucks And eleven longhaired friends of In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we laid a strip for the Jersey And prepared to cross the I could see the bridge was with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA? they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on here, So keep your thumbs off your and the bears off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)