(Yeah, one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab Pete with a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's to wall Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper They had a bear in the air I Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck We to go a-huntin' bear
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. Mercy's you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We tore up all of our sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them was a-gettin' smart brought up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's cars and tanks and jeeps And of every size Yeah them chicken coops was of bears And choppers filled the we shot the line We went for With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired friends of In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined with But I didn't a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we crashed the gate ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber on the side. We gone. bye bye.)