(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a copy on me C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front door buddy. Mercy alive, looks like we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the of June In a Kenworth pullin' Cab over Pete with a on And a Jimmy hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a outta Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy she a beautiful sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 in all But there's a roadblock up on the And them bears's wall to Yeah them 's thick as bugs on a bumper even had a bear in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go bear
we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're too close. Yeah them hogs is to close up my sinuses. sakes you better back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a rocket sled on We tore up all of our sheets And left 'em sittin' on the By the time we hit Shi town bears was a-gettin' smart They brought up reinforcements From the Illinois National
There's armored cars and tanks and And rigs of size Yeah them chicken was full of bears And filled the skies Well we shot the We for broke With a thousand screaming And eleven longhaired friends of In a microbus
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' and he needs all the help he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And prepared to cross the I see the bridge was lined with bears But I didn't a doggone dime I Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck We ain't gonna pay no toll So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the Yeah we got a mighty ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well they know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)