Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza at your house
I just to check it out
Nineteen extra
a shame no one came

Just us eatin' all
You said, "Take the home
No sense lettin' all go to waste"
So I faced

Pizza all day and day
This cheese 'round the
Is gettin' me
And I don't care for irregularity

me
Why'd you to go and make me so constipated?
right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I and I strain
And I and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty
Till my came around
We're just so alike in way
I say

In fact I just I might
Pop the question there that
I was kissing her so
But woe is me

Who would guessed, her family crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
just like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to we were both related?
me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven
And to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought I'd unwind
Try out that new roller ride
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand I couldn't meet
I got on my and stood up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel
Can't spit or my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I cough, I can't sneeze
But my is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no