Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

Pizza party at house
I went just to it out
Nineteen extra
What a no one came

us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the home
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So I faced

all day and every day
This cheese the clock
Is gettin' me
And I sure care for irregularity

me
Why'd you to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the
Oh, should I take or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
my girlfriend came around
We're just so in every way
I say

In fact I just thought I
Pop the question there that
I was kissing her so
But woe is me

Who would guessed, her family crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
It's just the one on me

me
How was I supposed to we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and
And get hitched and have with eleven toes
And move to where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought I'd unwind
Try out that new roller ride
And the

Said not to
But that's a demand that I couldn't
I got on my and stood up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I belch or yodel anymore
Can't or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant now
Haven't been the same since my and I were separated
No, no, no