Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

party at your house
I went just to it out
extra larges
What a no one came

us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the home
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So I faced

Pizza all day and day
This cheese 'round the
Is me blocked
And I sure don't care for

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
my girlfriend came around
We're so alike in every way
I say

In fact I just thought I
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her crest
I'd spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were both
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would dated
What to do Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven
And move to Alabama that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller ride
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand that I couldn't
I got on my and stood up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were
No, no, no