Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

Pizza at your house
I went to check it out
extra larges
What a no one came

Just us all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So I faced

Pizza all day and day
cheese 'round the clock
Is me blocked
And I don't care for irregularity

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty
Till my girlfriend around
We're just so alike in way
I say

In fact I just I might
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
just like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would dated
What to do Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel
spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is a pleasant breeze now
been the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no