Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza party at house
I went just to it out
extra larges
What a no one came

Just us all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I

all day and every day
This cheese 'round the
Is gettin' me
And I sure care for irregularity

me
Why'd you have to go and make me so
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the I sit and I wait and I strain
And I and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
Till my came around
just so alike in every way
I say

In fact I just thought I
Pop the question there that
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
just like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were both
Believe me, if I she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and kids with eleven toes
And to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller ride
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand I couldn't meet
I got on my and stood up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't or yodel anymore
Can't or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were
No, no, no