Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

Pizza party at house
I went to check it out
extra larges
What a shame no one

Just us all alone
You said, "Take the home
No sense all this go to waste"
So I faced

all day and every day
This 'round the clock
Is gettin' me
And I sure don't for irregularity

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty
Till my girlfriend came
We're just so alike in way
I say

In fact I thought I might
Pop the question there that
I was kissing her so
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her crest
I'd suddenly spy tattooed on her
And son of a gun
It's like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my we never would have dated
What to do Should I go ahead and propose
And get and have kids with eleven toes
And move to where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new roller ride
And the

not to stand
But that's a that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head makes me irritated
What a bummer, blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a breeze now
Haven't been the same since my and I were separated
No, no, no