Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza at your house
I went just to it out
Nineteen larges
What a no one came

us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No sense lettin' all go to waste"
So then I

Pizza all day and day
This cheese the clock
Is me blocked
And I sure don't for irregularity

me
Why'd you to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I
And I and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
Till my girlfriend around
We're just so in every way
I say

In I just thought I might
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would guessed, her family crest
I'd suddenly spy on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were related?
me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven
And move to where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so on my mind
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new coaster ride
And the

Said not to
But that's a that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and stood up
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get myself
This is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant now
Haven't been the same since my and I were separated
No, no, no