Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a for me

Pizza party at house
I just to check it out
Nineteen larges
What a shame no one

us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza
No lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I

all day and every day
This cheese the clock
Is me blocked
And I sure don't care for

me
Why'd you to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon
No, no, no

I was pretty down
Till my girlfriend came
We're so alike in every way
I say

In fact I just thought I
Pop the question there that
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would guessed, her family crest
I'd spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's just the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we were related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we would have dated
What to do now? I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven
And move to Alabama where kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new roller coaster
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand I couldn't meet
I got on my feet and stood up
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't
I can't or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, can't blink, I cough, I can't sneeze
But my is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I separated
No, no, no