Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

party at your house
I just to check it out
Nineteen extra
What a shame no one

Just us eatin' all
You said, "Take the pizza
No sense lettin' all go to waste"
So then I

Pizza all day and day
This cheese the clock
Is gettin' me
And I sure don't care for

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I
And I sweat and I and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon
No, no, no

I was feelin' pretty
Till my girlfriend came
We're just so alike in way
I say

In I just thought I might
Pop the question there night
I was kissing her so
But woe is me

Who would guessed, her family crest
I'd spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
It's like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never have dated
What to do now? I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids eleven toes
And to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new roller coaster
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand that I meet
I got on my feet and up instead
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I hate it
Such a drag, now eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer, blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a breeze now
been the same since my head and I were separated
No, no, no