Luyện nghe bài hát Constipated

Uh huh, extra
Uh huh, uh huh, a piece for me

Pizza party at your
I went to check it out
Nineteen extra
a shame no one came

Just us eatin' all
You said, "Take the pizza
No sense all this go to waste"
So I faced

Pizza all day and day
This cheese 'round the
Is gettin' me
And I sure don't care for

me
Why'd you have to go and me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom I sit and I wait and I
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the
Oh, should I laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No, no, no

I was feelin' down
Till my girlfriend came
just so alike in every way
I say

In fact I thought I might
Pop the question that night
I was her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her crest
I'd spy tattooed on her thigh
And son of a gun
just like the one on me

me
How was I supposed to know we both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have
What to do now? I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with toes
And move to Alabama where kind of thing is tolerated?
No, no, no
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no)

I had so much on my
I thought maybe I'd
Try out that new coaster ride
And the

not to stand
But that's a demand that I meet
I got on my feet and stood up
And off my head, you see

me
Why'd I have to go and get myself
This really is a inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
a drag, now can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
I have to go and get myself all mutilated?
(Yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda me irritated
a bummer, can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I separated
No, no, no