[Intro: T-Series! (Yeah!) It's big day! (Woo!) job! I we had our differences But today, I wanna tell you
Roomie & PewDiePie] A congratulations, it's a Party all day, I know been waitin' (Here we go!) A (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: A to your corporation Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a Asians Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it Was a massive corporate entity with song in Bollywood Now you're at number one, you did nothing wrong Like starting your business by pirated songs Oops! Didn't think we'd It's right there on Wikipedia Get used to your past being held against you by the (Uh oh) I'm sure now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah I'm certain that you haven't had collusions the mafia For legal reasons, a joke For legal reasons, a joke For serious, Indian mafia, please kill me, that's a joke India, I'm sorry the memes, you're the best I love my Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy 'Bout to cause a so you can call me Hi-
Roomie & PewDiePie] A congratulations, a celebration Party all day, I know you've been (Oh yeah!) A (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!) I just wanna tell you that I that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & (Uh) Congratulations (It's big day!) (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie, & Both] I got a letter in the post, hmm, is this? (Hmm) T-Series "Cease and desist" Had a problem me telling them to hold their defecation But let me you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo) T-Series can eat a (Still not defamation) Suck my Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum) Did you that Indians have poo-poo in their brains? a blatant racist lie Yeah, but not defamation! (Woo) India got YouTube out, that's sick, son How 'bout you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof) Maybe all ads will solve your crippling poverty But at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably But never mind the poor people, we here to party Just to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a problem But we still out living like we 'bout to kamikaze
PewDiePie] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels Yeah, this is it, it's been an It's the end of the reign of Arvid Ulf Kjellberg Through all the and controversy You've by my side There's no army in the I would rather give me watch It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be Here's one last from the number one in the world
[Chorus: Roomie & A congratulations, a celebration (Oh) Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, all day, yeah) A (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh) I just tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & Congratulations (Skrattar du, your big day!) Congratulations (I'm lit!) (Such a big day!) Oh yeah,
[Outro: Congratulations, T-Series! You did it! desu ne Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't affect your bottom line