[Intro: T-Series! (Yeah!) your big day! (Woo!) job! I know we had our But today, I wanna tell you
[Chorus: Roomie & A congratulations, it's a Party all day, I know you've waitin' (Here we go!) A (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna you that I think that you're amazing
[Verse 1: A to your corporation Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you a billion Asians Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it Was a massive corporate entity with every in Bollywood Now you're at number one, you did nothing wrong Like your business by selling pirated songs Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right on Wikipedia Get used to your past being held you by the media (Uh oh) I'm sure now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah I'm certain that you haven't had collusions the mafia For legal reasons, a joke For legal reasons, that's a For serious, Indian mafia, don't kill me, that's a joke India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, the best I love my Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh I'll take on all the for you, I'm a heavy hitter 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can me Hi-
[Chorus: Roomie & A congratulations, a celebration Party all day, I know you've waitin' (Oh yeah!) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a (Yeah!) I just wanna tell you that I think that amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & (Uh) Congratulations (It's big day!) (Such a big day)
[Verse 2: PewDiePie, Boyinaband & I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is (Hmm) saying "Cease and desist" Had a problem with me telling them to their defecation But let me educate you, silly, not defamation (Woo) T-Series can eat a (Still not defamation) Suck my fucking meatballs (Still not defamation, yum) Did you know that have poo-poo in their brains? That's a racist lie Yeah, but not defamation! (Woo) India got figured out, that's sick, son How 'bout next you figure how to fix the system? (Oof) Maybe all those ads will solve crippling poverty But looking at T-Series' past, I'm not probably But never mind the poor people, we here to party Just to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army 'cause I had a real problem But we out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
PewDiePie] So this is it, thanks for with my channel since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels Yeah, this is it, it's an adventure the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg Through all the and controversy been by my side There's no in the world I would rather me watch time It's been a wild ride, so while I can be heard Here's one brofist from the number one in the world
Roomie & PewDiePie] A congratulations, it's a (Oh) Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been (Yeet, party all day, yeah) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a (Oh) I just wanna tell you that I that you're amazing
Roomie & PewDiePie] Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's big day!) (I'm fucking lit!) (Such a big day!) Oh yeah,
[Outro: Congratulations, T-Series! You did it! Yatta ne Hope #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line