Conglomeration of Curios

This way ladies and gentlemen,
this way to see the greatest conglomeration of curios ever
gathered together under one canvas tent in the Universe...
Never before has anyone seen such a marvelous
collection of rarities as we have assembled here before you.
See Prince Juju,
Bobo the Sword Swallower - he is also a snake
charmer, ladies and gentlemen, he eats 'em alive!
See the wonderful Princess Karma perform a wonderful dance on a
platform suspended above the heads of all the audience to a myriad
rays of tiny electrical lights,
and the weird music of a Tom -Tom orchestra.
She performs this dance on the pallid surface of a silver dime!
Bring your wives, friends,
and children or they will reproach you in later
life for this uncalled-for lack in their education!
For one dime, ten cents, two nickels you can be instructed.
And let me tell you ladies and gentlemen that
although her feet are perfectly rigid, every nerve!
every muscle!
every fiber!
moves like jelly in the bowl!