Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, seen red, I've tasted blood
I've killed words, I've wished and hoped
And swam a river of snot
Twice as wide as the Mississippi

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
one of those Irish jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a knife
And cuts off his first two
And catches them
In what's left of his hand
And hands to the woman
Did I mention both dressed in green?

They, they both this song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And stab in the eye"

Then he himself in the eye
And hands her the
And she herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
So what that?

Then they join and do this Irish folk dance
While turns dismembering each other
was a commercial for deodorant, I think
Or or something
So now all the body parts are in a heap

But the heads are singing
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the of the singing heads
But then they just slip back out
Through the severed necks and keep about

It's very beautiful music playing
There's an flute and a mandolin, I think
And the singers sound
Just the Clancy brothers

It's a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it must of cost a fortune to
The of commercial you'd see
During the Super Bowl,

Where the advertising time
A million dollars a a minute
Wow, imagine
A dollars for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have through a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's just a puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's still somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time comes over
Offer them a refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
being such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"