Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, wished and hoped
And swam through a river of
Twice as wide as the mighty

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those Irish
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a huge
And cuts off his first two
And catches them
In what's left of his left
And hands to the woman
Did I mention they're both in green?

They, both sing this song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And stab in the eye"

Then he himself in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs herself in the eye, Okay?
So about that?

Then they join arms and do this Irish dance
While taking dismembering each other
This was a for deodorant, I think
Or or something
So now all the body parts are lying in a

But the are still singing
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get from summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
Start hopping and bopping around like little rats
Then jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they slip right back out
Through the necks and keep bopping about

It's very music that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I
And the background singers
like the Clancy brothers

It's really a wonderful
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The kind of commercial see
the Super Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising time
A dollars a half a minute
Wow, that
A million dollars for a a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's just a pink puree of
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's singing somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
a glass of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of juices and vegetable juices?
Next time company over
them a cool refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
being such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay?
And now, to our program"