Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a river of
Twice as as the mighty Mississippi

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a knife
And cuts off his two fingers
And somehow them
In what's left of his left
And hands to the woman
Did I mention both dressed in green?

They, they both sing this together
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And yourself in the eye"

Then he himself in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay?
So what that?

Then they arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking turns dismembering each
was a commercial for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the body parts are in a heap

But the heads are singing
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away from
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the parts
Start and bopping around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the mouths of the heads
But then they slip right back out
Through the severed necks and keep bopping

It's very beautiful that's playing
an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think
And the background singers
Just the Clancy brothers

It's a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it must of a fortune to make
The kind of commercial see
During the Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising time
A dollars a half a minute
Wow, that
A million for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a food or a blender or something
just a pink puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's singing somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
a glass of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit juices and juices?
time company comes over
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
Stop such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"