Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted
I've killed words, I've wished and hoped
And through a river of snot
Twice as as the mighty Mississippi

But I know about the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a knife
And cuts off his first two
And catches them
In left of his left hand
And them to the woman
Did I mention they're both in green?

They, they both this song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And stab in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And her the knife
And she herself in the eye, okay? Okay?
So about that?

Then they join and do this Irish folk dance
While turns dismembering each other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or or something
So now all the body are lying in a heap

But the heads are still
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the parts
Start and bopping around like little bunny rats
Then jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they slip right back out
the severed necks and keep bopping about

It's very beautiful that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I
And the singers sound
Just like the Clancy

It's really a wonderful
Spectacular, it must of cost a to make
The of commercial you'd see
During the Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising costs
A million dollars a half a
Wow, imagine
A million for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It like the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a blender or
It's just a puree of blood
Bone and flesh in a big

But it's still somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit juices and juices?
Next time company over
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
being such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay?
And now, to our program"