Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted
killed with words, I've wished and hoped
And swam through a of snot
Twice as as the mighty Mississippi

But I wanna know about the I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those jigs
And a woman walks up and
"Manly yes, but I it too"

the guy pulls out a huge knife
And off his first two fingers
And somehow them
In what's left of his left
And hands them to the
Did I mention they're dressed in green?

They, they both sing this song
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And yourself in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs in the eye, okay? Okay?
So what about

Then join arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking dismembering each other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or soap or
So now all the body are lying in a heap

But the heads are singing
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away from
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the parts
Start hopping and around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the of the singing heads
But then just slip right back out
Through the severed necks and keep about

It's very music that's playing
There's an flute and a mandolin, I think
And the background singers
Just like the brothers

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it must of a fortune to make
The kind of you'd see
During the Super Bowl,

the advertising time costs
A million a half a minute
Wow, that
A million for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a food processor or a blender or
It's just a pink puree of
Bone and in a big bucket

But still singing somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
a glass of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit juices and vegetable
time company comes over
Offer them a cool glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"