Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've seen red, tasted blood
killed with words, I've wished and hoped
And swam a river of snot
Twice as wide as the Mississippi

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those Irish
And a walks up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a huge
And off his first two fingers
And catches them
In left of his left hand
And hands to the woman
Did I mention they're both dressed in

They, they both sing this song
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And stab in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay?
So about that?

Then they join arms and do this Irish folk
While taking turns dismembering other
This was a for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the body parts are lying in a

But the heads are still
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away from
And cut off all limbs"

all of the body parts
Start hopping and around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the of the singing heads
But they just slip right back out
Through the necks and keep bopping about

It's very beautiful music playing
There's an flute and a mandolin, I think
And the singers sound
Just like the brothers

really a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The of commercial you'd see
During the Bowl, maybe

the advertising time costs
A million dollars a a minute
Wow, that
A million dollars for a half a

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have been a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's just a pink puree of
and flesh in a big bucket

But still singing somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, process
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of juices and vegetable juices?
Next time company over
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"