Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, I've and hoped
And swam a river of snot
as wide as the mighty Mississippi

But I wanna know the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking a field of green
Whistling one of those jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

the guy pulls out a huge knife
And cuts off his two fingers
And somehow catches
In what's left of his left
And them to the woman
Did I mention they're both dressed in

They, both sing this song together
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And yourself in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And her the knife
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay?
So about that?

Then they arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking turns dismembering each
was a commercial for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the parts are lying in a heap

But the heads are still
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get from summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
Then they jump into the mouths of the heads
But then they just slip right out
Through the necks and keep bopping about

It's very beautiful music playing
There's an Irish and a mandolin, I think
And the background singers
Just like the Clancy

It's a wonderful commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The of commercial you'd see
the Super Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising time
A million a half a minute
Wow, imagine
A million dollars for a half a

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food or a blender or something
It's a pink puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's singing somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
Become a glass of juice"

"Haven't you had
Of juices and vegetable juices?
Next company comes over
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
Stop such a selfish piece of snot
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"