Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've seen red, I've blood
I've killed words, I've wished and hoped
And swam a river of snot
Twice as as the mighty Mississippi

But I know about the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy walking through a field of
Whistling one of Irish jigs
And a woman up and says
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy out a huge knife
And cuts off his two fingers
And somehow catches
In what's left of his hand
And hands to the woman
Did I mention they're both in green?

They, they both sing this song
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And stab in the eye"

Then he stabs in the eye
And hands her the
And she stabs herself in the eye, Okay?
So what about

Then they arms and do this Irish folk dance
taking turns dismembering each other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or soap or
So now all the parts are lying in a heap

But the heads are still
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get from summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the body
Start hopping and around like little bunny rats
Then they jump the mouths of the singing heads
But then they just slip right out
the severed necks and keep bopping about

It's beautiful music that's playing
There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I
And the background sound
Just like the brothers

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it must of cost a fortune to
The kind of commercial see
During the Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising time
A million a half a minute
Wow, imagine
A dollars for a half a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It like the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's a pink puree of blood
Bone and flesh in a big

But it's still somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, yourself
Become a glass of juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time comes over
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being such a selfish piece of
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"