Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've seen red, I've blood
I've killed with words, wished and hoped
And through a river of snot
Twice as wide as the mighty

But I know about the commercial I saw on TV
An Irish guy through a field of green
Whistling one of those Irish
And a woman walks up and
"Manly yes, but I it too"

Then the guy pulls out a huge
And cuts off his first two
And somehow them
In what's of his left hand
And hands to the woman
Did I mention they're both in green?

They, they both sing song together
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of fingers
And stab in the eye"

Then he himself in the eye
And her the knife
And she stabs herself in the eye, Okay?
So about that?

they join arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking dismembering each other
was a commercial for deodorant, I think
Or soap or
So now all the body parts are lying in a

But the heads are singing
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, get away from
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the parts
Start hopping and bopping around like little rats
they jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they slip right back out
Through the severed and keep bopping about

It's very beautiful music that's
an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think
And the singers sound
Just like the brothers

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The kind of commercial see
the Super Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising costs
A million a half a minute
Wow, that
A million dollars for a a minute

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks the two of them have been through a juicer
Or a food processor or a or something
It's just a pink puree of
Bone and flesh in a big

But it's still somehow
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, blend yourself, process
a glass of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time company over
them a cool refreshing glass of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being such a selfish of snot
Okay? Okay?
And now, to our program"