Luyện nghe bài hát Commercial

Lately, I've red, I've tasted blood
I've killed with words, I've wished and
And through a river of snot
Twice as wide as the Mississippi

But I know about the commercial I saw on TV
An guy walking through a field of green
Whistling one of those jigs
And a woman walks up and
"Manly yes, but I it too"

the guy pulls out a huge knife
And cuts off his first two
And somehow catches
In what's of his left hand
And them to the woman
Did I mention both dressed in green?

They, they sing this song together
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, cut off two of your
And stab in the eye"

he stabs himself in the eye
And her the knife
And she stabs herself in the eye, okay?
So about that?

Then join arms and do this Irish folk dance
While taking turns dismembering other
This was a commercial for deodorant, I
Or soap or
So now all the body parts are in a heap

But the heads are still
"Are ya icky? Are ya
Are ya hot as
Hey, get from summer
And cut off all limbs"

Then all of the parts
Start hopping and bopping around like little rats
they jump into the mouths of the singing heads
But then they just slip right out
the severed necks and keep bopping about

It's very music that's playing
There's an flute and a mandolin, I think
And the background sound
like the Clancy brothers

It's really a commercial
Spectacular, it of cost a fortune to make
The kind of you'd see
the Super Bowl, maybe

Where the advertising costs
A million dollars a a minute
Wow, imagine
A million dollars for a half a

Anyway, by the end of it
It looks like the two of them have through a juicer
Or a processor or a blender or something
just a pink puree of blood
Bone and in a big bucket

But it's still somehow
"Are ya Are ya sticky?
Are ya hot as
Hey, yourself, process yourself
Become a of animal juice"

"Haven't you had
Of fruit and vegetable juices?
Next time company comes
Offer them a cool refreshing of yourself"

"Give of
Stop being such a selfish piece of
Okay? Okay
And now, to our program"