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motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of America Time to out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha peace Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has taken, so kiss this niggas earring Luda throw grapes on these bitches
These bitches throwin' rose at my feet man They wanna spoil me, treatin' me like What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em Kunta That's why they down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't pass go, just go to jail With no probation or bail but this ain't It's Jolly Green 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh o's, Luda's oodles of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career back further than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, even when I get I work cash And even got my coach up to first class I'm boss to all and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've saved by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man that garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't me, man is this shit on? 'Cris c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? nigga But I got a arsenal of down to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight as shit I throw a and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up than five Danny DeVitos I'm on a ranch, get laid more than Fritos With five strippers, wives and three amigos
I go scuba divin' in Bays at I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm But I'm the light-skinteted version of I've seen Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a star, you just twinkle Old asses like sharpeis, all wrinkled And I stay with more than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's too much, you just gotta give applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, mean? I'm sayin', I used to just homes herb Now how through he want 50's a purple He want quarters a purple now, I y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP week of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at Godby Road and Old Nat they kick it at? And a lot of people just don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, quick to the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em the people I make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, wanna hear that, clik-clak
of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop 'til I Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on Vogue Right down the avenue, passin' you stackin' In the of the Cadillac and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, a punch and then fight, fight Packin' a and then bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real down yeah When you down that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go past that Road Fo' you get it to Camp shorty just shake 'Cause dat where dem real at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you down Glenwood
Candler Road or Rainbow nigga 'Cause dat where dem real at When you're goin' down that ol' Nat And you pass dat second waffle 'Fore you get to the rich niggaz 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just when ya get to Georgia nigga