The royal penis is clean highness Thank you, shit
Yeah motherfuckers, to the United States of America to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' the filthy, dirty South, where the kings lay Ludacris, tha peace family royalty when you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss this earring Luda throw some grapes on these
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm to do? It's such a sweet thang Work that track, 'em like Kunta That's why they down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't pass go, go straight to jail no probation or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's of noodles And testin' me is like put up to poodles My rap career back further than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Airlines I'm fly, even I get high I work cash And even got my coach up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to teach the 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells than Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a nigga He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap than that nigga Man nigga garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't me, man is this shit on? 'Cris c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, man you nigga, man fuck you
Fuck you too, what you do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics down to Know how to use 'em, dirty as shit I a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid than Fritos With strippers, four wives and three amigos
I go scuba divin' in Bays at I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo I've seen Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a star, you just twinkle Old asses sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be with him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to just serve homes Now how come through he want 50's a He want a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I sold him a QP last week of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a hit of that, little nigga with a bigga sack C.P. set a trap look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people just don't Shady Park you just don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, rodeo show hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I gotta make a stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, back, didn't wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop 'til I Oh no, we swoll, rollin' on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, you rapidly stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and emergency action Camera, light, lights, a punch and then fight, fight a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real yeah When you ride down that and you go past Cascade Get ready to go past Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Creek shorty just shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' Glenwood
Road or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at When you're goin' down ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat second waffle 'Fore you get to the niggaz shake dat where dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje ya get to Georgia nigga