The royal penis is clean highness Thank you, king
motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of America Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, where the lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family Recognize royalty when you it The throne has been taken, so kiss this earring Luda throw some on these bitches
These bitches rose petals at my feet man They wanna spoil me, treatin' me royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? such a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em Kunta why they stay down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, pass go, just go straight to jail With no probation or bail but ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, oodles of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career goes back further than yo' hairline Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And got my coach bumped up to first class I'm boss to all and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells Lark Vorhees
Man fuck nigga 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a nigga He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap than that nigga Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga hearin' me, man is this shit on? 'Cris 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, you wanna do? Scrawny nigga But I got a of automatics down to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as I throw a and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get more than Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the version of Mandingo I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than I to run numbers in line they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you twinkle Old like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I with more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta give He is definitely all f'real, ya see I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to serve homes herb Now how come through he want 50's a He want quarters a purple now, I want y'all to with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP week of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a hit of that, little nigga with a bigga sack C.P. set a trap look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people just know Shady Park you heard don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the go? Bring that, back, didn't wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get get that, get that Who knows, who goes Motherfuckers it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on Vogue down the avenue, passin' you rapidly stackin' In the back of the and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and then fight, Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real yeah When you ride that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Creek shorty just shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down
Candler Road or Rainbow shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at When you're down that ol' Nat Hill And you dat second waffle house 'Fore you get to the niggaz shake 'Cause dat where dem real at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to nigga