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Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, tha peace family Recognize when you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss this earring Luda throw some grapes on bitches
These bitches throwin' petals at my feet man They wanna spoil me, treatin' me royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang that track, whip 'em like Kunta That's why they down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't pass go, go straight to jail With no probation or bail but ain't Monopoly It's Green Giants 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's oodles of And testin' me is pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career goes back further than yo' father It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Airlines I'm fly, even when I get I work cash And even got my coach up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to teach the 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells Lark Vorhees
Man fuck nigga 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't hearin' my shit, man for Man my four-year-old son can rap better that nigga Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga ain't hearin' me, man is this on? 'Cris 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man you nigga, man fuck you
Fuck you too, you wanna do? Scrawny nigga But I got a of automatics down to twenty-twos how to use 'em, fight dirty as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up shorter than five Danny I'm on a cool ranch, get laid than Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted version of I've more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you twinkle Old asses sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay with more bullets yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta give He is definitely all f'real, ya see I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to just serve homes Now how come through he 50's a purple He want quarters a purple now, I want to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little with a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, quick to the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that show Gotta hit 'em a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no the beat go? Bring that, shit back, wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a I'm on, and you know I can't stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on tires Right down the avenue, passin' you rapidly In the back of the Cadillac and packin' emergency Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, stay tight, tight
I'm tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real down yeah When you ride down two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get to go past that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek shorty just 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler Road or Rainbow nigga 'Cause dat where dem real at you're goin' down that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat waffle house 'Fore you get to the rich niggaz dat where dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to nigga