The royal penis is clean highness Thank you, king
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of Time to roll out the red on y'all bitch asses from the filthy, dirty South, where the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss this earring Luda throw some grapes on these
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's such a thang that track, whip 'em like Kunta That's why they down, they loyal citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't go, just go straight to jail With no or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Giants 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, oodles of noodles And me is like pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career back further than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And even got my coach bumped up to first I'm to all employees and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a nigga He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man that garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't hearin' me, man is this on? 'Cris 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man you nigga, man fuck you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos They comin' up shorter than Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, four wives and three
I go scuba in Bays at Montego I gold links and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than I used to run numbers in they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just Old asses sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be with him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to just homes herb Now how through he want 50's a purple He want quarters a purple now, I want y'all to with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP week of the lava Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a sack C.P. set a bigger trap at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people don't know Shady Park you heard just go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no the beat go? that, shit back, didn't wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Bear Stop and stare, out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop 'til I Oh no, we swoll, rollin' on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, passin' you rapidly In the of the Cadillac and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real yeah When you ride that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go past that Road Fo' you get it to Camp shorty just shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler Road or Rainbow shake 'Cause dat where dem real at When you're goin' down ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat second house 'Fore you get to the rich shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to nigga