The royal penis is your highness Thank you, king
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch Hailin' from the filthy, South, where the kings lay Ludacris, tha peace family royalty when you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss niggas earring throw some grapes on these bitches
These bitches throwin' petals at my feet man They wanna spoil me, treatin' me like What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang that track, whip 'em like Kunta That's why they stay down, they loyal of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to With no or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career goes back than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And even got my bumped up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to teach the I've been saved by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga 'Cris man, for man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't my shit, man for real Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga hearin' me, man is this shit on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one a clique You see y'all got it all like women in tuxedos They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get more than Fritos With five strippers, wives and three amigos
I go scuba in Bays at Montego I find gold and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted version of I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges Ringo I used to run numbers in line they called me I'm big, you a little star, you just twinkle Old asses like sharpeis, all wrinkled And I with more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta give He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, yeah I'm sayin', I used to just serve herb Now how come he want 50's a purple He want a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little with a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at that Road and Old Nat Where kick it at? And a lot of people just don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, quick to the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, rodeo show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the go? Bring that, shit back, wanna hear that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? it's Poppa Bear and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on tires Right down the avenue, passin' you stackin' In the of the Cadillac and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a and then fight, fight Packin' a lunch and bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real yeah When you ride down that two-eighty-five and you go Cascade Get ready to go that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek just shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in and you flossin' down Glenwood
Road or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat where dem real at When you're down that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat waffle house 'Fore you get to the niggaz shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to Georgia