The royal penis is clean your you, king shit
Yeah motherfuckers, to the United States of America to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, where the lay Ludacris, tha peace family royalty when you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss niggas earring throw some grapes on these bitches
These bitches throwin' rose at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em like That's why they stay down, they loyal of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to jail With no or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we smoke so Broccoli
Oh oh o's, Luda's oodles of noodles And testin' me is pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career goes back further yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And even got my coach up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to teach the 'Cause I've been saved by mo' than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't hearin' my shit, man for Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man nigga garbage, man I got talent too The ain't hearin' me, man is this shit on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics down to Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as I a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos comin' up shorter than five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, four wives and three
I go divin' in Bays at Montego I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo I've seen more Beatles and Jagged than Ringo I used to run numbers in they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just Old asses sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, yeah I'm sayin', I used to just serve homes Now how through he want 50's a purple He want quarters a purple now, I want y'all to with it Man, I sold him a QP last week of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at that Road and Old Nat Where kick it at? And a lot of people just don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, quick to flip the bird up the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show Gotta hit 'em a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and drop a flare I'm on, and you know I can't stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, you rapidly stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and packin' emergency Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight Packin' a lunch and bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, let you know it's real down yeah When you ride that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get to go past that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp shorty just shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down
Candler Road or nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at When goin' down that ol' Nat Hill And you dat second waffle house 'Fore you get to the rich shake 'Cause dat where dem real at of fact, just shaje when ya get to Georgia nigga