The royal penis is clean your you, king shit
Yeah motherfuckers, to the United States of America to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, tha peace family royalty when you hear it The throne has been taken, so this niggas earring Luda throw some grapes on these
These bitches throwin' rose at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm to do? It's such a sweet thang that track, whip 'em like Kunta That's why they stay down, they loyal of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, pass go, just go straight to jail With no probation or bail but this Monopoly It's Jolly Giants 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, oodles of noodles And me is like pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career goes further than yo' father hairline Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, even when I get high I work And even got my coach up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm here to the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells Lark Vorhees
Man that nigga 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap better than that Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga hearin' me, man is this shit on? 'Cris c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, man you nigga, man fuck you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? nigga But I got a arsenal of automatics down to Know how to use 'em, dirty as shit I a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up shorter than five DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get more than Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go divin' in Bays at Montego I find gold links and snatch 'em I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a star, you just twinkle Old like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I with more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta give He is all f'real, ya see what I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, yeah I'm sayin', I used to just serve homes Now how come through he want 50's a He want a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, nigga with a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people don't know Shady Park you heard just go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that show hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna hear that,
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes Motherfuckers it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on Vogue Right down the avenue, passin' you rapidly In the back of the Cadillac and packin' action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know real down yeah When you ride down that two-eighty-five and you go past Get ready to go past Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek just shake dat where dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler Road or nigga shake dat where dem real niggaz at When you're goin' down that ol' Nat And you dat second waffle house you get to the rich niggaz shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje ya get to Georgia nigga