The royal penis is your highness you, king shit
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the States of America Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch from the filthy, dirty South, where the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss this niggas Luda throw some grapes on bitches
These bitches throwin' rose petals at my man They spoil me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? It's such a sweet Work that track, whip 'em Kunta That's why they stay down, they loyal citizens of By way of A-T-L, if you Don't look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to jail With no probation or but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career back further than yo' father hairline Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And got my coach bumped up to first class I'm boss to all and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap than that nigga Man that garbage, man I got talent too The ain't hearin' me, man is this shit on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? Scrawny But I got a arsenal of automatics to twenty-twos how to use 'em, fight dirty as shit I a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong like women in They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more Fritos With five strippers, four wives and three
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I find gold and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the version of Mandingo I've seen more and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a star, you just twinkle Old asses like sharpeis, y'all all And I with more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you gotta give applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see what I'm Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, mean? I'm sayin', I used to just homes herb Now how come through he 50's a purple He want quarters a now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a sack C.P. set a bigger trap at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they it at? And a lot of people just don't know Shady Park you heard just go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I gotta put 'em with the I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna that, clik-clak
Tons of fun guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Bear and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on tires down the avenue, passin' you rapidly stackin' In the back of the and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a and then fight, fight Packin' a lunch and then bite, bite, stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know real down yeah When you ride that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek just shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at I lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler Road or Rainbow nigga dat where dem real niggaz at When you're goin' down that ol' Nat And you pass dat second house 'Fore you get to the rich shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at Matter of fact, just when ya get to Georgia nigga