The royal penis is your highness Thank you, shit
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the States of America to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, South, where the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family royalty when you hear it The throne has been taken, so kiss this earring Luda throw some on these bitches
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man They spoil me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? such a sweet thang Work that track, 'em like Kunta That's why they stay down, they citizens of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't look at me ho, don't pass go, just go straight to jail With no or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we smoke so Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, oodles of noodles And testin' me is pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career goes further than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts Delta Airlines I'm fly, when I get high I work cash And even got my coach bumped up to first I'm boss to all employees and I'm to teach the principle 'Cause been saved by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that nigga man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a nigga He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap better than nigga Man nigga garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't hearin' me, man is shit on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? nigga But I got a arsenal of down to twenty-twos how to use 'em, fight dirty as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one a clique You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos They comin' up than five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, four wives and three
I go divin' in Bays at Montego I find gold links and snatch 'em I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo I've seen more and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line they me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just Old like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay with more bullets yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now just too much, you just gotta give applause He is all f'real, ya see what I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, yeah I'm sayin', I used to serve homes herb Now how through he want 50's a purple He want quarters a now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP week of the lava Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, nigga with a bigga sack C.P. set a bigger trap look at that Godby and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people don't know Shady you heard just don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo show Gotta hit 'em a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I gotta make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna that, clik-clak
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers Poppa Bear Stop and stare, out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, and you know I can't stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on Vogue Right down the avenue, you rapidly stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and then fight, a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's down yeah you ride down that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek shorty shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down
Candler or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at When you're goin' that ol' Nat Hill And you dat second waffle house 'Fore you get to the niggaz shake dat where dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to Georgia