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Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United States of Time to roll out the red carpet on y'all bitch Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha peace royalty when you hear it The has been taken, so kiss this niggas earring Luda some grapes on these bitches
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man wanna spoil me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? such a sweet thang Work that track, 'em like Kunta That's why they stay down, they loyal of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, pass go, just go straight to jail no probation or bail but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green 'cause we smoke so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, Luda's oodles of And me is like pitbulls put up to poodles My rap career goes back further yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta I'm fly, even I get high I work cash And got my coach bumped up to first class I'm to all employees and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells than Lark
Man fuck nigga 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of this man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He hearin' my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap better than that Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The ain't hearin' me, man is this shit on? 'Cris 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man you nigga, man fuck you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? Scrawny But I got a arsenal of automatics to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as I a grenade and all-in-one bury a clique You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos They comin' up shorter five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, wives and three amigos
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I find gold links and snatch 'em like I'm But I'm the version of Mandingo I've seen more Beatles and Jagged Edges than I used to run numbers in line called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just Old asses like sharpeis, all wrinkled And I stay with bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just gotta give He is all f'real, ya see what I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, mean? I'm sayin', I used to just serve homes Now how come through he want a purple He quarters a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a sack C.P. set a bigger look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of people don't know Shady you heard just don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo Gotta hit 'em a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I gotta a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna hear that,
Tons of fun with guns, all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Bear and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, and you know I can't stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, rollin' on Vogue Right down the avenue, passin' you rapidly In the back of the Cadillac and packin' action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a punch and fight, fight a lunch and then bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real down yeah When you ride down that two-eighty-five and you go Cascade Get ready to go past Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek just shake 'Cause dat where dem real at I lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at When you're goin' that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat second waffle 'Fore you get to the niggaz shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to nigga