The royal penis is clean your you, king shit
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the United of America Time to out the red carpet on y'all bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, dirty South, the kings lay Ludacris, disturbin' tha family Recognize royalty you hear it The throne has been taken, so this niggas earring throw some grapes on these bitches
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man They wanna me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm to do? It's such a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em Kunta That's why they stay down, they loyal of Zamunda By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, don't go, just go straight to jail With no probation or but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we so much Broccoli
Oh oh spaghetti o's, oodles of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career back further than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I more nuts than Delta Airlines I'm fly, even when I get high I work And got my coach bumped up to first class I'm boss to all employees and I'm to teach the principle 'Cause I've been saved by mo' bells than Lark
Man fuck that 'Cris man, for real man I'm tired of shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't my shit, man for real Man my four-year-old son can rap better than nigga Man nigga garbage, man I got talent too The nigga ain't hearin' me, man is shit on? c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, f'real man Fuck you nigga, man you
you too, what you wanna do? Scrawny nigga But I got a arsenal of down to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight as shit I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos They up shorter than five Danny DeVitos I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, four wives and amigos
I go scuba divin' in at Montego I find gold and snatch 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the version of Mandingo I've seen more and Jagged Edges than Ringo I used to run numbers in line they me Bingo I'm big, you a little star, you just twinkle Old asses like sharpeis, all wrinkled And I stay more bullets than yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you just give applause He is definitely all f'real, ya see I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' with him all the time, yeah I'm sayin', I used to just homes herb Now how come through he want 50's a He want quarters a purple now, I want to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last week of the Ya see I' m sayin'?
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a bigga C.P. set a bigger trap at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they it at? And a lot of people just don't know Park you heard just don't go, quick to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for rodeo, that rodeo show Gotta hit 'em with a reload, I put 'em with the people I gotta make a stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, didn't wanna hear that,
Tons of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get Who knows, who goes there? Motherfuckers it's Poppa Stop and stare, pourin' out a lil' gasoline and then drop a I'm on, fire and you know I stop 'til I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, you rapidly stackin' In the back of the Cadillac and emergency action Camera, light, lights, throwin' a and then fight, fight Packin' a and then bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm just tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real yeah When you ride down that and you go past Cascade Get ready to go that Campbellton Road Fo' you get it to Camp Creek shorty shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at I ain't when you in Decatur and you flossin' down Glenwood
Candler Road or Rainbow nigga 'Cause dat where dem real at When you're goin' down ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat second house 'Fore you get to the rich niggaz 'Cause dat where dem real at Matter of fact, just shaje ya get to Georgia nigga