The royal penis is your highness Thank you, shit
Yeah motherfuckers, welcome to the States of America Time to roll out the red carpet on bitch asses Hailin' from the filthy, South, where the kings lay Ludacris, tha peace family Recognize when you hear it The has been taken, so kiss this niggas earring Luda throw grapes on these bitches
These throwin' rose petals at my feet man wanna spoil me, treatin' me like royalty What I'm 'sposed to do? such a sweet thang Work that track, whip 'em like That's why they stay down, they loyal citizens of By way of A-T-L, if you Don't even look at me ho, pass go, just go straight to jail With no probation or but this ain't Monopoly It's Jolly Green Giants 'cause we so much Broccoli
Oh oh o's, Luda's oodles of noodles And testin' me is like pitbulls put up to My rap career goes back than yo' father hairline It's Ludacris, I pack more nuts than Delta I'm fly, even when I get high I cash And even got my coach bumped up to class I'm boss to all and I'm here to teach the principle 'Cause I've been by mo' bells than Lark Vorhees
Man fuck that 'Cris man, for real man I'm of this shit man Man I try to rap for the nigga, I try to get a tracks He ain't my shit, man for real Man my son can rap better than that nigga Man that nigga garbage, man I got too The nigga hearin' me, man is this shit on? 'Cris c'mon 'Cris, 'Cris, man Fuck you nigga, man you
Fuck you too, what you wanna do? Scrawny But I got a arsenal of automatics to twenty-twos Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as I throw a grenade and all-in-one a clique You see y'all got it all wrong women in tuxedos They comin' up shorter than five Danny I'm on a cool ranch, get laid more than With five strippers, four wives and amigos
I go divin' in Bays at Montego I find gold links and 'em like I'm Deebo But I'm the light-skinteted of Mandingo I've seen more Beatles and Jagged than Ringo I to run numbers in line they called me Bingo 'Cause I'm big, you a little star, you just Old like sharpeis, y'all all wrinkled And I stay with more bullets yo' Billboard singles
Hoe now it's just too much, you gotta give applause He is all f'real, ya see what I'm sayin'? Ha ha I be fuckin' him all the time, yeah mean? I'm sayin', I used to just homes herb Now how come he want 50's a purple He want a purple now, I want y'all to trip with it Man, I woulda sold him a QP last of the lava Ya see what I' m
Yeah, can I get a little hit of that, little nigga with a bigga C.P. set a bigger look at that Godby Road and Old Nat Where they kick it at? And a lot of just don't know Shady Park you heard just don't go, to flip the bird up po'-po' Makin' the way for that rodeo, that rodeo Gotta hit 'em a reload, I gotta put 'em with the people I make a nigga stop, drop, roll, oh no where the beat go? Bring that, shit back, wanna hear that, clik-clak
of fun with guns, fuck all the lil' chit-chat get back get that, get that Who knows, who there? Motherfuckers it's Poppa Bear Stop and stare, pourin' out a gasoline and then drop a flare I'm on, fire and you know I can't stop I retire Oh no, we stay swoll, on Vogue tires Right down the avenue, you rapidly stackin' In the of the Cadillac and packin' emergency action Camera, light, lights, a punch and then fight, fight Packin' a lunch and bite, bite, A-T-L stay tight, tight
I'm tryin' to save ya shorty, I'ma let you know it's real down yeah When you ride that two-eighty-five and you go past Cascade Get ready to go past that Road Fo' you get it to Creek shorty just shake dat where dem real niggaz at I ain't lyin' when you in Decatur and you flossin' Glenwood
Road or Rainbow nigga shake 'Cause dat where dem niggaz at When goin' down that ol' Nat Hill And you pass dat waffle house you get to the rich niggaz shake 'Cause dat dem real niggaz at Matter of fact, just shaje when ya get to nigga