Wait a man Hey this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this man right He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep he said Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha You like that man Hey man Ive got a gang of that man Hey I'll tell you We'll all have a time We'll on the drug And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' I got First I'm gonna off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark Smoke that As the marijuana we can take our turn them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and And tapes from here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
Well it was just in small white town They call it east Palmdale When the Afroman walked the white land Houses went up for Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs When I met a girl named Jan I let her ride in my I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We on the bed on the floor Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the (left) Fucked to the (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit white Thought to sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a I put on my and I was on my way Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I out the back window But her daddy he was with a two-by-four He beat me to the He beat me to the The motherfucker whooped my ass all But I ain't mad at her dad That's the best damn pussy I had Got a bag of and a bottle of wine I'm fuck that bitch just one more time
I met lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she good I her to my house because she was fine But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met lady from Japan made love with an African I fucked her once, fucked her I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried
be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the of Australia Had a big butt and big too So I in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met this woman from it in her ass and she said "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pussy was Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my blend of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need We can go to the park, after Smoke tumbleweed As the burn we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
I met Dolly in Tennessee Her were filled with Hennessey That country music really drove me But I rode that ass and said yes daisy Met this lady in Put that pussy in a Met lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck bitch again Met a real black girl in south Carolina her until she turned into a white Albina Fucked this in Iowa I her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this down in Georgia in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful hoe She just ran across the border of Fine thing said her names Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot I wanna get married but I cant it I know I'm gonna cry she get deported
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need We can go to the park, dark, that tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey that shit) And tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you went over a girls house to fuck But the just ain't no good I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet Plus you in the neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the But it take her so to cum Then a dude in that's her big boyfriend And he you where you from So you wipe your mouth and you try to You talkin' real fast But he already mad you fuckin' his woman So he beatin' on yo' ass Now your all muddy Your all bloody Your dick was hard but now soft You thought you had a girl to rock your Now you still gotta go off.