Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all have a time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just in small white town
They it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses up for sale
I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
Then I fucked to the (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more

I met this lady in
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this lady from
Never made love with an
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled with
That music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black girl down in south
Fucked her until she turned into a Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
Fine thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' real
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off.