Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey
He walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in white town
They call it side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a girl named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this lady from
Never made love with an
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy like rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned a white Albina
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still gotta go off.