Wait a man Hey check this out man it It was this blind man right, it was this man right He was feelin' his way down the street a stick right, hey He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he a deep breath he said Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha You like that man Hey man Ive got a of that shit man Hey I'll tell you We'll all have a time pull on the drug And hey, hey if try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy
Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need We can go to the park, after that tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and And sell tapes from here to Kong So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell through Palmdale on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will
Well it was just sundown in white town They call it side Palmdale When the Afroman through the white land went up for sale Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs When I met a little named Jan I let her in my caddy Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan We on the bed on the floor Fucked so long I grew a afro Then I fucked to the (left) Fucked to the (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned Thought to myself Got my ass like a zebra I put on my and I was on my way her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I jumped out the window But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four He beat me to the He beat me to the The motherfucker my ass all night But I mad at her prejudice dad That's the best damn I ever had Got a bag of weed and a of wine I'm gonna fuck bitch just one more time
I met this in Hollywood She had hair but damn she looked good I took her to my house she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady Japan Never made with an African I fucked her once, fucked her I ate that pussy like rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a in the heart of Australia Had a big and big titties too So I in her ass like Kangaroo
See I met woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pussy was Then her titties busted with Hawaiian punch
I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me I in her mouth, it was a crisis I her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark Smoke tumbleweed As the burn we can take our turn them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute) And sell from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly in Tennessee Her titties were filled with That music really drove me crazy But I rode ass and said yes miss daisy Met lady in Oklahoma Put that in a coma Met this lady in I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch Met a black girl down in south Carolina Fucked her until she into a white Albina Fucked hooker in Iowa I her on credit, so I owe her Fucked girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I I told ya Met this sexy hoe She just ran across the of Mexico Fine young thing her names Maria I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla I get married but I cant afford it I know I'm gonna cry when she get
colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, dark, that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can take our Singin' dirty rap songs Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey that shit) And tapes from here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girls to fuck But the just ain't no good I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to play it off and eat the But it her so long to cum Then a dude in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you where you So you your mouth and you try to explain You start talkin' fast But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman So he start on yo' ass Now your clothes all Your all bloody dick was hard but now it's soft You you had a girl to rock your world Now you gotta go jack off.