Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in small town
They it east side Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit white
Thought to myself
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this lady Japan
Never made love an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music really me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a black girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a house to fuck
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so to cum
a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start talkin' real
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your nose all
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off.