Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
all have a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs don't sell, I bet my cabby will

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that just one more time

I met this lady in
She had green hair but she looked good
I took her to my house because she was
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made with an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the marijuana we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she into a white Albina
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
Fine young said her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You talkin' real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
Your nose all
dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still gotta go off.