Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this blind man right, it was blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it east side
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her in my caddy
I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the turned white
Thought to myself
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made love an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this woman Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black girl in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You talkin' real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off.