Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all a good time
pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feeling high as flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it east Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
Then I fucked to the (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He me to the left
He me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this woman from
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck bitch again
Met a real black down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
Your nose all
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off.