Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it east Palmdale
When the walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in
She had green but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met this lady from
made love with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I that bitch again
Met a real black down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a white
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine young thing said her Maria
I her up just like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your nose all
dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still gotta go off.