Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey tell you what
We'll all a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They it east side Palmdale
When the walked through the white land
went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm fuck that bitch just one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met lady from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music really me crazy
But I rode ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck bitch again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went over a girls to fuck
But the just ain't no good
I mean you upset because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off.