Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a time
pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They call it east side
When the Afroman walked through the land
went up for sale
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green but damn she looked good
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met this lady Japan
Never made with an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That music really drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
Fucked hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the border of
young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
(hey wait a man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over a girls house to fuck
But the just ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start talkin' real
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
Your all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off.