Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all a good time
pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
Thought to myself
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna that bitch just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green hair but she looked good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine

I met this from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music really drove me
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met this lady in
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real black down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you upset because you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You talkin' real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still go jack off.