Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this man right
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like that man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all have a time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in white town
They call it east Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
Fucked on the
so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one time

I met this lady in
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met this lady from
Never made love an African
I fucked her once, fucked her
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country music really drove me
But I rode ass and said yes miss daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that in a coma
Met this lady in
I can't wait I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a Albina
Fucked this hooker in
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up just a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said colt 45 and two zigzags thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off.