Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' I got
First I'm start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was sundown in small white town
They it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
went up for sale
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a girl named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch one more time

I met this lady in
She had green hair but she looked good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met this lady Japan
Never made with an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad cause you his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your nose all
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off.