Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was blind man right
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all have a good
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was just in small white town
They call it side Palmdale
When the walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my 'til the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna that bitch just one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine

I met lady from Japan
Never love with an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman from
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said I'll fry some chicken if just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I that ass and said yes miss daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met lady in Michigan
I wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned into a Albina
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran across the border of
Fine young said her names Maria
I her up just like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it take her so to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you you from
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he start on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you still gotta go off.