Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
And sell tapes from here to Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in small town
call it east side Palmdale
When the walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
Thought to sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck bitch just one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she good
I took her to my house because she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate pussy like shrimp-fried rice

be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
Came in her mouth, man I I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
I get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm gonna cry she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start talkin' real
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now clothes all muddy
Your nose all
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off.