Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that man
Hey tell you what
We'll all have a good
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just in small white town
call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so I grew a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He me to the left
He me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm gonna that bitch just one more time

I met this lady in
She had green hair but damn she looked
I took her to my house she was fine
But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine

I met lady from Japan
made love with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I in her ass like Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and yes miss daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck bitch again
Met a real black girl down in Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
(hey a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
And tapes from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to
You start talkin' fast
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
Your all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off.