Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check this out man it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm
He stopped he took a breath he said
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You that shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
all have a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will

Well it was just sundown in small white
They call it side Palmdale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She my dick 'til the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
And so I ran I out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He me to the left
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one time

I met this lady in
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made love an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met this woman Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met this in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met this in Michigan
I can't 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her names
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey that shit)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever over a girls house to fuck
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it take her so to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you where you
So you wipe your and you try to explain
You start talkin' real
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to your world
Now you still go jack off.