Collect Call

Yeah
Wait a minute

Operator, on the line. I need your help. I got a girl to find
I got her number but I aint got a dime
and I really wanna tell her that its real this time

Yeah
Ill admit, Im a generous degenerate
Got jokes like Degeneres, but this time its cereal
What if I told you I just wanted to hold you?
Im not the old me, youre not the old you
People grow like they're supposed to
We should go be bicostal
Sleep under the stars
Its all undecided till you pick up my call
(Pick up my call, girl)

Please!
(Chorus)
Its the middle of the night
and I call your phone
I lost mine so I dial zero and say
Collect, collect call
Collect, collect call
Will you accept my collect call?

Operator, on the line, I really think shes gonna pick up this time
(Sir, you have to stop. I said if you dont we have to call the cops)
I aint stalking
and theres nothing wrong with two people talking but Im out of tokens
Help me
Im broke and lonely
Dont hang up on me

(Chorus) x2

Sittin here waching time move like a snail
Cause its the 3rd time in three years that Im in jail
Im callin you

(Chorus) x2