Cause are the tales, the Freaky Tales are the Tales that I cherrish so well You like my dirty rap, you can go to hell Cause Short Dog's on the mic Cocktales
All you washed up hoes tryin to that P You're a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these cocktails and you hear your If you a bitch, ain't no thing I'll up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I for a fact I'm gettin fucked in my top cadillac I met this freak named dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I her to the side and let her suck my dick She was as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm I took her to my and told her strip got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a one I fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and just what it is It's the California that I live My name is Short, my game is I freak these hoes and sing these I know this named Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your Hella won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's your I know another her name's Joanne I always get the pussy I know I can bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she my mind I go fuck her again like another bitch named Christine Bitch so dumb, I named her 'Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb I her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm call that bitch And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm fuck the bitch harder
these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I so well You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, hookers like Fucking M.C.'s cause so nasty See her trying to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me pussy You can't the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the My is Short my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these I know another girl named Do anything she can to have sex me She really don't bring out the in me But I love her fine ass next to me She's like another freak Nicole So damn sprung on my and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the I her so good she told her friend named Angie Angie called me up two weeks later Talking shit about do me player So I did her just like Taking naked with my poloroid camera Next they told a girl named Got my all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I the shit That was way now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the bitch for 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop You can bet life as I spit these raps I'll be em' up like that BITCH I know another trick her was Shery I had to cut her loose she wanted to get married Pussy so and I do mean very SOmetimes it's and sometimes it's hairy I'm Dogg ain't nothing nice You ever me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her on my dick I guess pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other tramp named Erika ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I 'Cause she's the bitch in America Everytime I get the I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the freaky These are the that I tell so well You don't my dirty raps you can go to hell Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales