Cause are the tales, the Freaky Tales These are the Tales I cherrish so well You don't like my rap, you can go to hell Cause Short on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you not complain When you hear these cocktails and you hear your If you a fake bitch, ain't no I'll pick up the and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a I'm gettin fucked in my top cadillac I met this freak named Straight dick worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her was Vicki I pulled her to the and let her suck my dick She was as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my house and told her got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause this true blue mack even front" I fucked her my finger, she tried to cum so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too $hort baby be no punk I'm trying to get cause I love the funk My dick is big and her had a little one I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun I you stop and wonder just what it is It's the California lifestyle that I My name is Short, my is long I freak these hoes and sing songs I know this girl Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck dick Hella freaky say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's bitch I know freak her name's Joanne I always get the 'cause I know I can bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go her again She's like another bitch named Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that I her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm fuck the bitch harder
these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the I tell so well You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike cocktails
I meet the groupies, hookers like Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so See her backstage trying to throw ass She like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You stop the bitch Let her on my rolls then I drop the bitch My name is my game is long I these hoes and sing these songs I know another girl Stephanie Do she can to have sex with me She really don't bring out the in me But I love her fine ass laying to me She's like another named Nicole So damn sprung on my and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her named Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some about do me player So I did her just Tamara naked pictures with my poloroid camera Next they told a named Rocquelle Got my skin all under her She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way back now I can't find the But if I do, I'll probably do the same Break the bitch for everything I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I stop mackin I the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I spit these I'll be fucking em' up that BITCH I another trick her name was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she to get married Pussy so and I do mean very it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short Dogg nothing nice You make me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her on my dick I I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named I want to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in Everytime I get the pussy I tear it up
'Cause are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so You don't like my dirty raps you can go to 'Cause Short is on the mike telling cocktales