Cause these are the tales, the Tales are the Tales that I cherrish so well You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you washed up hoes to throw that P just a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these cocktails and you your name If you a fake bitch, ain't no I'll pick up the phone and call If I call Marie, I know for a I'm gettin in my drop top cadillac I met this freak Naomi dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the side and let her suck my She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my house and her strip got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "BitchDo you want this true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she to cum Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the My dick is big and her had a little one I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder what it is It's the California lifestyle I live My name is Short, my game is I freak these hoes and sing these I know this named Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your Hella freaky say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga your bitch I know another freak her name's I always get the pussy 'cause I I can Finest bitch around, got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go her again She's like another bitch named so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You know I did all that She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm fuck the bitch harder
Cause are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I so well You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, hookers Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause so nasty See her backstage to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me pussy You can't stop the Let her roll on my rolls I drop the bitch My name is Short my is long I freak these and sing these songs I know another girl named Do anything she can to have sex me She really don't out the best in me But I her fine ass laying next to me like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so she told her friend named Angie Angie me up about two weeks later Talking some shit about do me So I did her just like Taking naked pictures with my camera Next they a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way back now I find the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the bitch for everything 'cause I to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop I grab the microphone and I don't rappin You can bet your as I spit these raps I'll be fucking em' up that BITCH I know another trick her was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get Pussy so good and I do mean SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes hairy I'm Short Dogg nothing nice You ever make me mad and I'll fuck wife Have fun with your and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and cum on your bitch my other little tramp named Erika ANywhere I to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest in America Everytime I get the pussy I tear it up
'Cause are the tales the freaky tales are the tales that I tell so well You don't my dirty raps you can go to hell Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales