Cause these are the tales, the Freaky These are the Tales I cherrish so well You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to Cause Short on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you washed up hoes tryin to that P You're just a big freak, you not complain When you hear these cocktails and you hear your If you a bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a I'm gettin fucked in my top cadillac I met this named Naomi Straight dick sucker worked me and my She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the side and let her my dick She was as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm I her to my house and told her strip Baby got doing the splits I said, "BitchDo you want Cause true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm to get freaky cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a one I didn't fuck her ass, but it was still fun I you stop and wonder just what it is It's the lifestyle that I live My name is Short, my is long I freak these hoes and sing songs I this girl named Annette Get her all alone and suck your dick Hella won't say no for shit You and her all alone, that's your bitch I another freak her name's Joanne I always get the pussy I know I can Finest bitch around, got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go her again like another bitch named Christine Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You know I did all that She got my number, if she me, I'm gonna call that bitch And go dig in them guts like a If she screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
Cause these are the tales, the tales These are the tales I tell so You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, like Kathy Fucking M.C.'s she's so nasty See her backstage to throw that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me pussy You stop the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the My is Short my game is long I these hoes and sing these songs I know girl named Stephanie Do anything she can to sex with me She really bring out the best in me But I her fine ass laying next to me She's another freak named Nicole So damn on my diamonds and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie called me up about two weeks Talking shit about do me player So I did her like Tamara Taking naked with my poloroid camera they told a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way back now I can't find the But if I do, I'll probably do the same the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop You can bet your life as I these raps I'll be fucking em' up that BITCH I know trick her name was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get Pussy so good and I do mean SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes it's I'm Short ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and fuck your wife fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I 'Cause she's the freakiest in America I get the pussy I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the tales are the tales that I tell so well You don't like my dirty you can go to hell 'Cause Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales