Cause are the tales, the Freaky Tales These are the Tales I cherrish so well You don't like my rap, you can go to hell Cause Short on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw P You're a big freak, you better not complain When you hear cocktails and you hear your name If you a bitch, ain't no thing pick up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I for a fact I'm gettin in my drop top cadillac I met this freak named Straight dick worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause this true blue mack even front" I fucked her my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort baby be no punk I'm trying to get cause I love the funk My dick is big and her had a little one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was fun I know you stop and wonder what it is It's the lifestyle that I live My name is Short, my is long I freak hoes and sing these songs I know this girl named Get her all and she'll suck your dick Hella won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga your bitch I know another freak her Joanne I always get the pussy I know I can bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her She's like another named Christine so dumb, I named her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb I her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the harder
Cause these are the tales, the freaky These are the tales I tell so You like my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike cocktails
I meet the groupies, hookers Kathy Fucking M.C.'s she's so nasty See her trying to throw that ass She like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You can't stop the Let her roll on my rolls I drop the bitch My name is Short my game is I freak these hoes and sing songs I know girl named Stephanie Do anything she can to sex with me She really bring out the best in me But I love her fine ass next to me She's like another named Nicole So sprung on my diamonds and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her named Angie Angie called me up about two weeks Talking some shit do me player So I did her just like Taking pictures with my poloroid camera Next they told a girl named Got my skin all her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I the shit That was way back now I find the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again the bitch for everything 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too baby, I don't stop mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop You can bet your life as I spit raps I'll be em' up like that BITCH I know another trick her name was I had to cut her loose she wanted to get married Pussy so good and I do mean it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short Dogg ain't nice You ever make me mad and fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my I I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch my other little tramp named Erika ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I 'Cause the freakiest bitch in America Everytime I get the I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the freaky These are the tales I tell so well You don't my dirty raps you can go to hell Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales