Cause these are the tales, the Tales These are the Tales I cherrish so well You don't like my rap, you can go to hell Short Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you up hoes tryin to throw that P You're a big freak, you better not complain you hear these cocktails and you hear your name If you a bitch, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin fucked in my top cadillac I met this named Naomi Straight dick sucker me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her was Vicki I her to the side and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm I took her to my and told her strip Baby got freaky-started the splits I said, "BitchDo you want Cause true blue mack won't even front" I her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a one I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder just it is It's the California lifestyle I live My is Short, my game is long I these hoes and sing these songs I know this girl named Get her all alone and she'll your dick freaky won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga your bitch I another freak her name's Joanne I get the pussy 'cause I know I can Finest bitch around, got no man she cross my mind I go fuck her again She's like another bitch Christine Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call bitch And go dig in them like a gardener If she screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
Cause these are the tales, the tales These are the I tell so well You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails
I meet the groupies, hookers Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so See her backstage trying to throw ass She just the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You stop the bitch Let her roll on my rolls I drop the bitch My name is my game is long I freak these hoes and sing songs I know girl named Stephanie Do she can to have sex with me She really bring out the best in me But I love her fine ass laying to me She's like freak named Nicole So damn on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she me the panties I fucked her so good she told her named Angie Angie called me up two weeks later some shit about do me player So I did her just Tamara naked pictures with my poloroid camera Next they a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all under her She was diggin in my while I grind the shit That was way back now I can't find the But if I do, I'll probably do the same Break the bitch for everything 'cause I to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I stop mackin I the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I these raps be fucking em' up like that BITCH I another trick her name was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanted to get Pussy so and I do mean very SOmetimes it's shaved and it's hairy I'm Short ain't nothing nice You ever me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with your bitch and her sprung on my dick I guess I'll it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little named Erika ANywhere I want to that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest bitch in Everytime I get the I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the freaky are the tales that I tell so well You like my dirty raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mike cocktales