Cause are the tales, the Freaky Tales These are the that I cherrish so well You don't my dirty rap, you can go to hell Cause Dog's on the mic spittin Cocktales
All you washed up hoes to throw that P just a big freak, you better not complain When you these cocktails and you hear your name If you a bitch, ain't no thing pick up the phone and call Janine If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin in my drop top cadillac I met freak named Naomi dick sucker worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the side and let her suck my She was fine as fuck, but can't with Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my house and her strip Baby got doing the splits I said, "BitchDo you want this true blue mack won't even front" I her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it wouldn't me none I'm Too $hort baby be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I the funk My dick is big and her had a little one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was fun I know you stop and wonder just it is It's the California lifestyle that I My name is Short, my is long I freak these hoes and sing these I this girl named Annette Get her all and she'll suck your dick Hella freaky won't say no for You and her all alone, that's your bitch I know another her name's Joanne I get the pussy 'cause I know I can Finest around, ain't got no man Everytime she my mind I go fuck her again She's another bitch named Christine Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that I took her to my and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all shit She got my number, if she me, I'm gonna call that bitch And go dig in them guts a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch
Cause these are the tales, the freaky are the tales I tell so well You like my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, hookers Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause so nasty See her backstage trying to that ass She just the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You can't the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I the bitch My name is my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these I know another girl named Do she can to have sex with me She really bring out the best in me But I her fine ass laying next to me like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and I took her to my house, she me the panties I fucked her so she told her friend named Angie Angie me up about two weeks later Talking some shit do me player So I did her just like Taking naked pictures my poloroid camera Next they a girl named Rocquelle Got my skin all her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way back now I can't the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the bitch for everything I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop I the microphone and I don't stop rappin You can bet your life as I spit these I'll be fucking em' up like BITCH I another trick her name was Shery I had to cut her 'cause she wanted to get married so good and I do mean very SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes hairy I'm Dogg ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and fuck your wife Have fun your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your Like my other little tramp Erika I want to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause the freakiest bitch in America I get the pussy I just tear it up
'Cause are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so You like my dirty raps you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg is on the telling cocktales