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All you washed up hoes tryin to that P You're just a big freak, you not complain When you these cocktails and you hear your name If you a fake bitch, no thing pick up the phone and call Janine If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm fucked in my drop top cadillac I met this freak Naomi Straight dick sucker worked me and my She had a girlfriend, her was Vicki I pulled her to the side and let her suck my She was fine as fuck, but fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the sperm I took her to my house and her strip Baby got freaky-started the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause true blue mack won't even front" I fucked her with my finger, she to cum Pussy so tight, it give me none I'm Too $hort couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a one I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was fun I you stop and wonder just what it is the California lifestyle that I live My is Short, my game is long I freak hoes and sing these songs I know girl named Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your freaky won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's bitch I know another freak her Joanne I always get the 'cause I know I can Finest bitch around, got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her She's like another named Christine Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna that bitch And go dig in guts like a gardener If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the harder
these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the I tell so well You don't like my rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short Dogg's on the mike tellin'
I meet the groupies, like Kathy Fucking M.C.'s she's so nasty See her backstage trying to that ass She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that You can't stop the Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the My name is my game is long I freak these hoes and sing songs I know another named Stephanie Do she can to have sex with me She really bring out the best in me But I love her fine ass laying to me She's like another named Nicole So damn on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she me the panties I fucked her so good she told her named Angie Angie called me up about two later some shit about do me player So I did her just Tamara Taking naked pictures my poloroid camera they told a girl named Rocquelle Got my all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the That was way back now I can't the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the for everything 'cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I don't mackin I grab the and I don't stop rappin You can bet life as I spit these raps be fucking em' up like that BITCH I know trick her name was Shery I had to cut her loose she wanted to get married Pussy so good and I do mean SOmetimes it's shaved and sometimes hairy I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing You ever make me mad and I'll your wife Have fun with your and have her sprung on my dick I guess pull it out and just cum on your bitch Like my other little tramp named ANywhere I to fuck that's where I fuck 'Cause she's the freakiest in America Everytime I get the pussy I just it up
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