Cause these are the tales, the Tales These are the Tales that I so well You like my dirty rap, you can go to hell Cause Short Dog's on the mic Cocktales
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw P You're just a big freak, you better not When you hear cocktails and you hear your name If you a fake bitch, ain't no I'll pick up the phone and call If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin in my drop top cadillac I met this freak Naomi Straight dick sucker me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was I pulled her to the and let her suck my dick She was fine as fuck, but can't with Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my house and told her got freaky-started doing the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause true blue mack won't even front" I her with my finger, she tried to cum so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too $hort baby be no punk I'm trying to get freaky I love the funk My dick is big and her had a little one I fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder what it is It's the lifestyle that I live My name is Short, my game is I freak these hoes and sing these I know this girl Annette Get her all alone and she'll suck your freaky won't say no for shit You and her all alone, nigga that's bitch I know freak her name's Joanne I get the pussy 'cause I know I can bitch around, ain't got no man Everytime she cross my I go fuck her again She's like bitch named Christine Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You I did all that shit She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that And go dig in guts like a gardener If she screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
Cause are the tales, the freaky tales are the tales I tell so well You don't my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short on the mike tellin' cocktails
I meet the groupies, like Kathy M.C.'s cause she's so nasty See her backstage to throw that ass She just like the and she had to pass me that pussy You can't the bitch Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the My name is my game is long I these hoes and sing these songs I know another girl Stephanie Do anything she can to sex with me She really don't out the best in me But I her fine ass laying next to me like another freak named Nicole So damn on my diamonds and gold I her to my house, she gave me the panties I fucked her so good she told her friend Angie called me up about two weeks later Talking some shit do me player So I did her just Tamara Taking naked pictures my poloroid camera Next they a girl named Rocquelle Got my all under her fingernails She was diggin in my back while I grind the was way back now I can't find the bitch But if I do, I'll probably do the same Break the bitch for everything I came to pimp I'm Too Short baby, I don't mackin I grab the microphone and I don't stop You can bet your life as I spit these I'll be fucking em' up like that I know another trick her was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she to get married Pussy so and I do mean very SOmetimes shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short ain't nothing nice You make me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun with bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on bitch Like my other little named Erika ANywhere I want to that's where I fuck she's the freakiest bitch in America Everytime I get the I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the tales These are the that I tell so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to 'Cause Short Dogg is on the mike telling