Cause these are the tales, the Freaky These are the Tales I cherrish so well You don't like my dirty rap, you can go to Cause Short Dog's on the mic Cocktales
All you washed up tryin to throw that P just a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these and you hear your name If you a fake bitch, no thing I'll up the phone and call Janine If I Marie, I know for a fact I'm gettin fucked in my top cadillac I met freak named Naomi Straight dick sucker me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her was Vicki I pulled her to the side and let her my dick She was as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina Tina, Tina, the cleana I took her to my house and told her Baby got doing the splits I said, "BitchDo what you Cause this true blue mack even front" I fucked her with my finger, she to cum so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm Too $hort baby be no punk I'm trying to get freaky I love the funk My is big and her nigga had a little one I didn't her freaky ass, but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder what it is It's the California lifestyle that I My name is Short, my is long I freak hoes and sing these songs I know this girl named Get her all alone and suck your dick freaky won't say no for shit You and her all alone, that's your bitch I know another her name's Joanne I always get the 'cause I know I can Finest bitch around, got no man Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her She's like another bitch named Bitch so dumb, I her misdemeanor 'Cause it had to be a crime to be dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her You know I did all that She got my number, if she me, I'm gonna call that bitch And go dig in guts like a gardener If she screamin', I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder
Cause are the tales, the freaky tales These are the I tell so well You like my dirty rap you can go to hell 'Cause Short on the mike tellin' cocktails
I meet the groupies, like Kathy Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so See her backstage to throw that ass She like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy You can't the bitch Let her on my rolls then I drop the bitch My name is my game is long I freak these hoes and sing songs I know girl named Stephanie Do anything she can to have sex me She really don't bring out the in me But I love her ass laying next to me She's another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and I took her to my house, she me the panties I fucked her so good she her friend named Angie Angie me up about two weeks later Talking some shit do me player So I did her just like naked pictures with my poloroid camera Next told a girl named Rocquelle Got my all under her fingernails She was in my back while I grind the shit That was way back now I find the bitch But if I do, I'll do the same again Break the bitch for everything 'cause I came to I'm Too Short baby, I don't mackin I grab the microphone and I stop rappin You can bet your life as I these raps be fucking em' up like that BITCH I another trick her name was Shery I had to cut her loose 'cause she to get married Pussy so good and I do very SOmetimes shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Dogg ain't nothing nice You make me mad and I'll fuck your wife Have fun your bitch and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your Like my other little tramp named ANywhere I want to fuck that's I fuck she's the freakiest bitch in America Everytime I get the pussy I just it up
'Cause these are the the freaky tales These are the tales that I so well You don't like my dirty raps you can go to Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales