Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter than
Her kisses my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I her even more
Than Marlon Brando souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was perfect in way

Except she was using the word "infer"
she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some guys put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes,
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met young Janet
thing on the planet
Had a body than a habanjero
She had like a ripe pomegranate

And I was crazy like about her
She got me all choked up Mama Cass
She had a smile so radiant
You had to watch it a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all years of searching around
I'd found my finally
But one day I OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades,
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, solo]

Julie played polo
She wore a on her left manolo
She had me sweating like every time she was near
My was beating like a Buddy Rich solo

And she was I've dreamed of
She right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous
Bikini astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize
like a big fat slobbering pig
The caveat is one of her earlobes
Was a little tiny bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government here?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!