Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter aspartame
Her reconfigured my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I loved her even
Than Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

Except she was always the word "infer"
When she meant "imply"
And I know some would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't why

And I her, I said
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met young Janet
Prettiest thing on the
Had a body than a habanjero
She had like a ripe pomegranate

And I was crazy like Manson her
She got me all up like Mama Cass
She had a so incredibly radiant
You had to it through a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all these of searching around
I'd my soulmate finally
But one day I OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing grenades, kiddo?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, solo]

Julie played water
She wore a on her left manolo
She had me like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich

And she was everything I've of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention she's a world billionare
Bikini supermodel

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Theron
Look like a big fat pig
The only caveat is one of her
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government here?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!