Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter than
Her reconfigured my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I loved her more
Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was perfect in way

Except she was always the word "infer"
When she meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with kind of thing
But frankly, I can't why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet young
thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a
She had lips like a pomegranate

And I was crazy like about her
She got me all up like Mama Cass
She had a smile so incredibly
You had to it through a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all these years of searching
I'd found my finally
But one day I found OUT she owned a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades,
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, trumpet

Julie water polo
She wore a on her left manolo
She had me like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich

And she was I've dreamed of
She right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous
Bikini astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so she made Charlize Theron
Look a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government work
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!