Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was than aspartame
Her kisses my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I loved her more
Than Marlon Brando loved
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

Except she was always using the "infer"
she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I imagine why

And I her, I said
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met young Janet
Prettiest on the planet
Had a body than a habanjero
She had lips a ripe pomegranate

And I was like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Mama
She had a smile so radiant
You had to it through a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all these of searching around
I'd found my finally
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we hand grenades, kiddo?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, solo]

Julie water polo
She wore a ribbon on her manolo
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was
My heart was beating a Buddy Rich solo

And she was everything I've of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention she's a world famous
Bikini supermodel

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize
like a big fat slobbering pig
The only is one of her earlobes
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government here?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!