Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was than aspartame
Her kisses my DNA
And after I never was the same

And I loved her more
Than Marlon Brando souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

Except she was using the word "infer"
When she obviously "imply"
And I know some guys would put up that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet Janet
Prettiest thing on the
Had a body hotter a habanjero
She had like a ripe pomegranate

And I was crazy Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Cass
She had a so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a of smoked glass

I thought after all these years of searching
I'd my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

claps, trumpet solo]

Julie played polo
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating like Nixon time she was near
My heart was beating like a Rich solo

And she was everything I've of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention she's a world famous
Bikini supermodel

Yeah, she was so she made Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat pig
The caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing work here?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!