Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter than
Her reconfigured my DNA
And after that I was the same

And I her even more
Than Marlon Brando souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was perfect in way

Except she was always the word "infer"
When she obviously "imply"
And I some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I imagine why

And I her, I said
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I think we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet young
thing on the planet
Had a body hotter a habanjero
She had lips like a pomegranate

And I was crazy Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Mama
She had a smile so radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked

I thought after all these of searching around
I'd found my soulmate
But one day I OUT she actually owned a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing grenades, kiddo?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

claps, trumpet solo]

Julie water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating a Buddy Rich solo

And she was everything I've of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention a world famous billionare
supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so she made Charlize Theron
Look a big fat slobbering pig
The caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we government work here?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!