Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter aspartame
Her kisses my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I loved her more
Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

Except she was always the word "infer"
she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of
But frankly, I imagine why

And I her, I said
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I think we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met young Janet
Prettiest on the planet
Had a body hotter a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe

And I was like Manson about her
She got me all choked up Mama Cass
She had a smile so radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked

I thought all these years of searching around
I'd found my finally
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we hand grenades, kiddo?
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

claps, trumpet solo]

Julie played polo
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating like Nixon time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich

And she was everything dreamed of
She moved right up to #1 on my
And did I mention a world famous billionare
supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she made Theron
like a big fat slobbering pig
The only is one of her earlobes
Was just a tiny bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government work
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!