Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was sweeter than
Her reconfigured my DNA
And that I never was the same

And I loved her even
Than Marlon Brando souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

she was always using the word "infer"
When she meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with kind of thing
But frankly, I imagine why

And I her, I said
"Hey! Are we horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet Janet
Prettiest on the planet
Had a body than a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe

And I was like Manson about her
She got me all choked up Mama Cass
She had a so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it a piece of smoked glass

I after all these years of searching around
I'd my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades,
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

claps, trumpet solo]

Julie played water
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was
My heart was beating like a Rich solo

And she was everything dreamed of
She moved up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous
supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat pig
The only is one of her earlobes
Was a little tiny bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we government work here?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!