Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was than aspartame
Her kisses my DNA
And after that I was the same

And I her even more
Than Marlon Brando souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously "imply"
And I know some guys put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes,
No, I think we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet young
Prettiest thing on the
Had a body hotter than a
She had lips like a ripe

And I was like Manson about her
She got me all up like Mama Cass
She had a smile so incredibly
You had to watch it through a of smoked glass

I thought after all these of searching around
I'd found my finally
But one day I found OUT she actually a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing grenades, kiddo?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

[Hand claps, trumpet

played water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left
She had me sweating like every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Rich solo

And she was I've dreamed of
She moved up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world billionare
supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she Charlize Theron
like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her
Was a little tiny bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government work
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

Missed it by much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!