Luyện nghe bài hát Close But No Cigar

Jillian was her
She was than aspartame
Her kisses my DNA
And after I never was the same

And I loved her even
Than Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was
Yeah, she was in every way

she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with that of thing
But frankly, I imagine why

And I told her, I
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes,
No, I think we are!
close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

Then I met sweet Janet
Prettiest thing on the
Had a body than a habanjero
She had lips like a ripe

And I was crazy Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Cass
She had a smile so radiant
You had to it through a piece of smoked glass

I thought after all these of searching around
I'd my soulmate finally
But one day I found OUT she owned a copy
Of Joe on DVD

Oh, no! I
"Hey! Are we lobbing grenades, kiddo?
No I think we are!
close! (Close!)
Oh, so close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(Oh, yeah!)
(Oh, no!)
(ALL RIGHT!)

claps, trumpet solo]

Julie played polo
She wore a ribbon on her manolo
She had me sweating like every time she was near
My heart was like a Buddy Rich solo

And she was everything I've of
She right up to #1 on my list
And did I mention she's a world billionare
supermodel astrophysicist

Yeah, she was so pretty she Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat pig
The caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a tiny bit too big

I
"Hey! Are we doing government work
No I don't we are!
close! (Close!)
So very, close! (Close!)
Aaw, baby, close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, close! (No cigar!)
But no cigar!