Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the reposed his wheels
When he came across this old man at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the gold
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the blew up again

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more like a and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up show"
fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
am I gonna do?
My one big for Garth Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus opened up the
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't long to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already hear them jokes
Dad blamed oil pan in the road
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll have a red
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
ya like to hear another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be best friend
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
here to me