Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten behind, so the bank reposed his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen you're here
And I admit the pickings are few I the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
he knew that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this Pinto painted gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in he's gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

Cledus opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the it wouldn't run

from the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear them jokes
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
he make the show? Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
have a red neck
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

Cledus his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to derned redneck
Who drove a Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear another redneck
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody it? No, heck no

Well, you be a redneck
If momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be best friend
Do you like me? I'd love to be on your TV
here to me