Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the
I'm to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen selection here
And I the pickings are few I know the Pintos gold
But it stoled 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny painted gold
And if you're late it's Jeff show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in he's gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front blowed
Then he that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

Come on, on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus opened up the
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can hear them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the show? no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to that derned
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy ya out behind the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I be your best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
Come to me