Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I the pickings are few I know the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the road if you're be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for
You're future's ridin' on this shiny painted gold
And if you're it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck gonna open up that show"
Then fire from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the heck it run

Fire the engine, lots of smoke
He can already them redneck jokes
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he make the show? Heck no, no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll show him a
have a red neck
When I get my around his throat
I'm of it

shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin' old
Then on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does watch it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be best friend
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
Come to me