Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But consider it 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor up again

you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in he's gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

Cledus opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan in the road
Will he make the show? Heck no, no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
show him a redneck
He'll have a red
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to that redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you might be a
If your and daddy catches ya out behind the barn
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I could be your best
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
Come to me