Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the reposed his wheels
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've you're selection here
And I the pickings are few I know the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an evil
'Cause he that car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if you're late Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It more like a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was tissed
And he 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When Cledus opened up the
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire from the engine, of smoke
He can hear them redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
he make the show? Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
show him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands his throat
I'm of it

Cledus his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he the check to that derned redneck
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be best friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
Come to me