Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten behind, so the bank reposed his wheels
When he came across this old man down at Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection
And I the pickings are few I know the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor up again

Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be a
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for
You're future's on this shiny Pinto painted gold
And if you're late it's Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big shot for Garth
Oh it

When Cledus opened up the
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take to figure out
Why the heck it run

Fire the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear redneck jokes
Dad blamed oil pan in the road
Will he make the show? no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll show him a
have a red neck
When I get my around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's
And he heard him joke of how he passed a old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll get the chance again"
As he gave the to that derned redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to hear another joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, anybody watch it? No, heck no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the
Whippin' Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all
Ah shoot, I'm just kiddin'
I wished I could be your best
Do you like me? I'd love to be on your TV
here to me