Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came across old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be proud of the
I'm 'bout to do, well, no to spare, I gotta be somewhere
So I'm steal a car from you, now I've seen you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I know the Pintos
But consider it 'cause I got a show to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
'Cause he knew that car get too far
For the motor up again

Cledus you better hit the road if gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more a horse and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck he's open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus
And he tried 'n to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
What am I do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire from the engine, lots of
He can already hear them jokes
Dad blamed oil pan layin' in the
Will he make the show? Heck no, no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
I'll him a redneck
He'll have a red
I get my hands around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he heard him joke of how he passed a old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll get the chance again"
As he gave the check to that derned
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya to hear another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody it? No, heck no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be your best
Do you like me? I'd to be on your TV show
here to me