Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to
He was in a bind, ten behind, so the bank reposed his wheels
When he came this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not be proud of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I gotta be
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've seen selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he an evil grin
he knew that car wouldn't get too far
For the blew up again

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The shows way up in Georgia, and you're up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto gold
And if you're late it's Jeff show

Oh gosh, a my foot
It more like a horse and buggy, dern

said, "No way in heck he's gonna open up that show"
Then flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed
Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus
And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded like this

Come on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a
am I gonna do?
My one big shot for Brooks
Oh it

When opened up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it didn't take long to out
Why the it wouldn't run

from the engine, lots of smoke
He can already them redneck jokes
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he the show? Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab,
I'll him a redneck
He'll have a red
I get my hands around his throat
I'm of it

Cledus shook his head as he watched show
And he heard him joke of how he a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You'll never get the again"
As he gave the check to that derned
Who drove a Mercedes

He said, "Tough big guy before I go
Would ya like to another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you might be a
If your momma and daddy catches ya out the barn
Whippin' Jeff for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm kiddin' Jeff
I wished I could be your friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
here to me