Luyện nghe bài hát Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody 'The Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)

Cledus went to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal
He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank his wheels
When he came across old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot
Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and

"Feller, let me tell ya what, now I'm not gonna be of the deed
I'm 'bout to do, well, no time to spare, I be somewhere
So I'm gonna steal a car from you, now I've you're selection here
And I admit the pickings are few I the Pintos gold
But consider it stoled 'cause I got a to do"

The man said, "My Jalopy"
As he gave an grin
'Cause he knew car wouldn't get too far
For the motor blew up

Cledus you better hit the if you're gonna be a star
The way up in Georgia, and you're opening up for Garth
You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted
And if you're late it's Jeff show

Oh gosh, a Pinto my
It drives more like a and buggy, dern

Cledus said, "No way in heck gonna open up that show"
Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire
Then he pushed wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed
And he tried 'n to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this

on, come on, oh gosh, I'm in a mess
What am I do?
My one big for Garth Brooks
Oh it

When Cledus up the hood
He said, "I'll be a son of a gun"
And it take long to figure out
Why the it wouldn't run

Fire the engine, lots of smoke
He can already hear them redneck
Dad oil pan layin' in the road
Will he make the Heck no, heck no

Taxi, Greyhound, cab, somebody
show him a redneck
He'll a red neck
When I get my hands around his
I'm of it

shook his head as he watched Foxworthy's show
And he him joke of how he passed a burnin' old Pinto
Then later on, told Cledus, "You'll never get the chance again"
As he gave the check to derned redneck
Who a Mercedes Benz

He said, "Tough break big guy I go
Would ya to hear another redneck joke?
Did you I got my own TV show?"
Well, does anybody watch it? No, no

Well, you be a redneck
If your momma and catches ya out behind the barn
Jeff Foxworthy for talkin' about rednecks all time
Ah shoot, I'm just Jeff
I wished I could be your friend
Do you me? I'd love to be on your TV show
here to me