Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work harder than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL J] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your girlies in the
Sucker MC's really me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your house and I'm there already
go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

3/4X]

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, you'll need a to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, a shame how rappers guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if hard headed and you still don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm you, they're the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what time it is,
applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!