Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap Jimmy Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, with the Ruler:
the ultimate reciter and def entertainer
I work harder than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, James Todd the
That's right my brother, you're out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin RUFF rovers
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!