Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a of green Golden Molson
You ain't a rhymer, you look like a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get girlies in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give
to a so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

3/4X]

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take temperature
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You can't get -- what's my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, I'm athletic
Before you your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the nine
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if hard headed and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!