Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap Jimmy Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a rhymer, you look like a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
Ugly as work shoes, with the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I myself harder than a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my get your girlies in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm already
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and give birth
to a rhyme so hard you soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're headed and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!