Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- leave me alone
I like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of Golden Molson
You ain't a rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def
I work myself harder than a trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm already
Don't go cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so hard you look as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name,
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, cause the buck stops
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I recommend my you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
what time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!