Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to my house
I'm a cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now think about it -- can you really come close to
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, with the Ruler:
the ultimate reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your girlies in the
Sucker MC's really me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin ME
The Prince of the Earth, and give birth
to a rhyme so hard you soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
you play your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're headed and you still don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] That man, he is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!