Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is 80
you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work harder than a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL J] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm you get weaker
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's really me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

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[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I ain't Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard and you still don't understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!