Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the ultimate reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

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[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name,
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the nine
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I ain't Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm you, they're the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't FUNKY!