Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
When was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and give birth
to a so hard you look soft as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

3/4X]

[LL J]
are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF
You can't get over -- what's my name,
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the nine
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're headed and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother,
And I say mother with a V the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, up Knahmsayin?
That's time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!