Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, is only 80
Don't you EVER try to my house
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def
I work myself harder than a boxer's

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm you get weaker
You can't believe, the and dexterity
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you play your you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, I'ma go for mine
And I you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard and you still don't understand
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother,
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!