Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You ain't a real rhymer, you look a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look like a
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think about it -- can you really come to this?
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself harder a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL J] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my name Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so hard you soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you play your hand you do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice flow
I eat a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, up Knahmsayin?
That's what it is, peace
[crew applause] man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!