Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk Grady?
hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a of this
Now think about it -- can you come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself harder a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your house and I'm there already
Don't go cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, like a course in trigonometry
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take temperature
and cool you down, you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, I'm athletic
Before you your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, they're the serious
I eat my steak fast, I my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, (aiyyo)
And everybody just your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!