Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to my house
I'm a real cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to
You as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, Todd the earthquaker
right my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so dude?
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't
so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look as a Smurf
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

3/4X]

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an
When I'm through, you'll a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name,
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't cross me, or lose your
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm
And it no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause facin ten
I ain't Sidney but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't
Here's a sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for yaknahmsayin?
I'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin?
That's time it is, peace
[crew applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!