Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden
You ain't a real rhymer, you like a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my
I'm a real cool cat, what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands (aiyyo)
[LL J] And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my get your girlies in the mood
Sucker really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
When was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give
to a rhyme so you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me an emperor
When I'm through, need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as
Not the on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and
Don't cross me, or lose loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers
I put together so I carry a muzzle
to em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, I'm athletic
you play your hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha forget it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can flow, hell no
My are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what it is, peace
applause] That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You KNOW??? FUNKY!