Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as
I'm a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Olson
I you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a rhymer, you look like a actress
How you sleep on me ho's, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of
Now think about it -- can you really come to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cooler
as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer and def entertainer
I work myself than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just clap hands (aiyyo)

You end up, my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You can't believe, the skill and
LL J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the
That's my brother, you're goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my ballads'll get your in the mood
Sucker really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can my own {dick}
If you go to girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in
Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we out?
LOVELY, and that's a doubt!

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[LL J]
are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to your temperature
and cool you down, cause cold as leftovers
Not the on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or your loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole
Speak your piece, then go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm strike again
I recommend my friend you the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

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[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you don't understand
Here's a little -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n scratch "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> (theme song)]
n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm tellin you, the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew
My voice is with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
That's what time it is,
[crew That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe FUNKY! You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!