Luyện nghe bài hát Clap Your Hands

[LL Cool J] Yeah.. Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, good as cologne
I'm like a man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look a actress
How you gon' sleep on me ho's, do I look a mattress?
Am I old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you try to rock my house
I'm a real cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so a dose of this
Now think it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the
the writer reciter and def entertainer
I work harder than a boxer's trainer

LL Cool J]
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And just clap your hands (aiyyo)
your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your (aiyyo)
Clap hands everybody (aiyyo)
[LL Cool J] And everybody just your hands (aiyyo)

You end up, underneath my
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get
You believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for
So BUFF ME, James the earthquaker
That's right my brother, goin out like Seka
Screwed, chewed, so whassup
One of my get your girlies in the mood
MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own
If you go to your house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a
and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and without a doubt!

[Chorus

[LL J]
are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name,
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother out the looseys
and take a pull, the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose loyalty
to the of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't TRY IT
The Prince of tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play hand you better do some calisthenics
jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna again
I recommend my you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one cause you're facin ten
I Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just it!

[Chorus

[LL J]
But if you're hard headed and you still understand
a little sample -- *AHEM*, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?" [cut n "Cool J"] ".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"] ".. would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL J]
my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on
I'm you, they're the serious joint
I eat my fast, I drink my brew slow
My is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a
I'm not a ballplayer, so NOW Y'KNOW!

Clap hands everybody (aiyyo) cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) And everybody clap your hands (aiyyo)
KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000 word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory
Cause I'm the victor in this game, up Knahmsayin?
That's what time it is,
[crew applause] man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY!
Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's FUNKY! You KNOW??? FUNKY!