Another princess in my shadow come to covet my You clowns wanna throw with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of to riches Rhymes than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) a wilting rose you can't step to my flows These are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the craze I've got kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud loves your The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you're bitter, I'm the number one carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) What's it (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of brains and I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out dreaming she's important, well, somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife's the royal the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on dead mother's grave Your tale as old as time us back fifty years Do chores, clean the floors 'til a man just appears You're and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our
Oh, I'm the one who's 'cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the zone 'til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you're jealous, it Like always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a wedding You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's Some things are meant to be love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in after just one dance My prince saved my life and be misled I want a man in the but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat Your story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls It's like you always choke you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? a history lesson, honey My movie saved the when Walt was out of money You in my footsteps, without me there's no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat It's what's inside matters not the size of your feet