Another princess in my come to covet my crown You clowns wanna down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of to riches sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can't step to my girls are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the craze I've got kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Of course you're bitter, I'm the one star Pumpkin carriage, marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of brains and While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody wake her This gold-digging trophy the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead grave Your tale as old as time sets us fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed You wanna live Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend 'til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, jealous, declare it Like I've said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in love after just one My prince saved my life and be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and with an old, fat fairy silly story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you to party, next you run off down the halls like you always choke once you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? Here's a lesson, honey My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If so adored where's your Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that be ignored The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's inside that matters not the size of your