Another princess in my shadow to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down with the in a gown? I'm the legendary story of rags to sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can't step to my These girls are trippin', did cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for Let's look at your mentality, Freud your abnormality The Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you're bitter, I'm the one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) What's it (Beauty!) I'm the combination of brains and booty While I'm gaining you're losing your pumps Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming important, well, somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife's the babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy 'cause I'm throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's Your tale as old as sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed You wanna live Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's 'cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the zone 'til he gave you his library Your have no merit, you're jealous, declare it I've always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for and I think your man's shedding Some are meant to be like love at first sight he was mine before midnight
A relationship rookie to rap about romance? You can't in love after just one dance My prince saved my and don't be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke once you make it to the
You think that's Here's a history lesson, honey My movie the studio when Walt was out of money You in my footsteps, without me there's no you Disney built an empire on these tiny shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the female heroine that can't be ignored The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's that matters not the size of your feet