Another princess in my shadow to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a I'm the story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can't to my flows girls are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud your abnormality The Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of you're bitter, I'm the number one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the combination of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody wake her This gold-digging wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing shade the willow tree growing on your dead mother's grave Your tale as old as sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how dressed You live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really The Beast was in the friend zone 'til he you his library Your have no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the dream with a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be like love at first Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship rookie to rap about romance? You can't in love after just one dance My saved my life and don't be misled I want a man in the but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats an old, fat fairy Your silly story's shoehorned freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls It's like you always once you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? Here's a history lesson, My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that can't be The moral of our quarrel and why I've got you It's what's inside that matters not the size of your