Another princess in my shadow to covet my crown You wanna throw down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of rags to Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out (ha!) Like a wilting rose you step to my flows These girls are trippin', did they cut off toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, loves your abnormality The Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you're bitter, I'm the one star Pumpkin carriage, marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect of brains and booty I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming important, well, somebody should wake her gold-digging trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more Than the willow growing on your dead mother's grave tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors 'til a man just You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're You wanna live like (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was hairy? The was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you're jealous, it Like I've said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream a fairy-tale wedding got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be like at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship rookie wants to rap romance? You can't fall in love after just one My prince saved my and don't be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story's shoehorned freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls It's you always choke once you make it to the balls
You think funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio when was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you Disney built an empire on these glass shoes
If you're so adored where's your Academy I'm the female heroine that can't be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat It's what's inside that not the size of your feet