Another princess in my shadow come to covet my You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a I'm the legendary of rags to riches Rhymes than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting you can't step to my flows These girls are trippin', did they cut off toes? I deserve all the praise for the craze I've got kicks, but legs for days Let's look at mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course bitter, I'm the number one star carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of and booty I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody should her This gold-digging trophy wife's the babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's Your tale as old as time sets us fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors 'til a man just You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're You wanna live Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really The Beast was in the friend zone he gave you his library Your have no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before
A rookie wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in love after just one My prince saved my life and don't be I want a man in the but a beast in the bed Your film mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off the halls It's like you choke once you make it to the balls
You think funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, me there's no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine can't be ignored The moral of our and why I've got you beat It's what's inside that matters not the size of your