Another in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns throw down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm out stitches (ha!) a wilting rose you can't step to my flows These girls are trippin', did cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course bitter, I'm the number one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) What's it (Beauty!) I'm the perfect of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody wake her This gold-digging wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, princess 'cause I'm throwing more shade Than the willow growing on your dead mother's grave tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the 'til a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed looks and how you're dressed You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was hairy? The Beast was in the zone 'til he gave you his library Your have no merit, you're jealous, declare it I've always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale You've got for friends and I think your man's shedding things are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't in love after just one dance My prince saved my life and be misled I want a man in the but a beast in the bed film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story's shoehorned freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you Disney built an empire on these tiny glass
If so adored where's your Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that can't be The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat It's what's that matters not the size of your feet