Another princess in my come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of rags to Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out (ha!) Like a wilting you can't step to my flows girls are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the craze I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Of course you're bitter, I'm the number one carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of brains and While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out Cindy's dreaming important, well, somebody should wake her gold-digging trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing shade Than the willow tree growing on your mother's grave Your tale as old as sets us back fifty years Do your chores, the floors 'til a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how dressed You live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really The Beast was in the friend zone he gave you his library Your points no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a wedding You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's Some are meant to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship rookie to rap about romance? You can't fall in love just one dance My prince saved my and don't be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and with an old, fat fairy Your silly story's into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls It's like you always choke once you it to the balls
You that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio when was out of money You followed in my footsteps, me there's no you built an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why I've got you It's what's that matters not the size of your feet