Another princess in my come to covet my crown You clowns wanna down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of rags to Rhymes sharper than a and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you can't step to my These girls are trippin', did they cut off their I deserve all the for the foot-fetish craze I've got kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, Freud loves your The Stockholm Story: Beauty and the Bestiality Of course bitter, I'm the number one star Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) What's it (Beauty!) I'm the perfect of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge you're your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody should her This trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead grave Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty Do your chores, clean the floors 'til a man just You're shallow and with looks and how you're dressed You live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was hairy? The Beast was in the friend 'til he gave you his library Your points no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like always said: if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American with a fairy-tale wedding got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship rookie wants to rap about You fall in love after just one dance My prince saved my life and be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat Your silly story's shoehorned freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you built an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored your Academy Award? I'm the female heroine that can't be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat It's what's inside matters not the size of your feet