Another princess in my shadow come to covet my You wanna throw down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of rags to Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out (ha!) Like a rose you can't step to my flows These are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for Let's look at your mentality, Freud your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Of course bitter, I'm the number one star carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of brains and While I'm gaining knowledge you're your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out Cindy's dreaming important, well, somebody should wake her This trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing shade Than the willow tree growing on your mother's grave Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed You wanna live Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really The Beast was in the friend 'til he gave you his library Your points no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always if the shoe fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be like love at sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine midnight
A relationship rookie wants to rap about You can't fall in love after just one My prince saved my and don't be misled I want a man in the street but a in the bed Your stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy silly story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke once you it to the balls
You think funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My saved the studio when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, without me no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's your Academy I'm the smart female heroine can't be ignored The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat It's inside that matters not the size of your feet