Another princess in my come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting you can't step to my flows These are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days Let's look at your mentality, loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you're bitter, I'm the number one Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) What's it (Beauty!) I'm the perfect of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out Cindy's dreaming important, well, somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more the willow tree growing on your dead mother's grave Your as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with and how you're dressed You wanna live Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend 'til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you're jealous, it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be like at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was before midnight
A relationship rookie to rap about romance? You can't fall in love after just one My saved my life and don't be misled I want a man in the but a beast in the bed film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls It's like you always choke once you make it to the
You think that's funny? Here's a lesson, honey My movie saved the studio Walt was out of money You in my footsteps, without me there's no you Disney built an empire on these tiny glass
If you're so where's your Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that can't be The moral of our quarrel and why got you beat what's inside that matters not the size of your feet