Another princess in my come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down the best in a gown? I'm the story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm out stitches (ha!) a wilting rose you can't step to my flows These girls are trippin', did cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course you're bitter, I'm the one star carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of and booty While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing pumps Like Mrs. I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody wake her This gold-digging trophy wife's the royal Fear the nerdy, princess 'cause I'm throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's Your tale as old as time sets us back years Do your chores, the floors 'til a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed looks and how you're dressed You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was hairy? The Beast was in the friend 'til he gave you his library Your have no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the dream with a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for friends and I think your shedding Some things are to be like love at first sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was before midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in after just one dance My saved my life and don't be misled I a man in the street but a beast in the bed Your film stars mice and with an old, fat fairy silly story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's like you always choke once you make it to the
You that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My movie the studio when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, me there's no you Disney built an empire on tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored your Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine that can't be The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's inside that matters not the size of feet