Another in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns wanna down with the best in a gown? I'm the legendary story of to riches Rhymes sharper than a and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) Like a wilting rose you step to my flows These are trippin', did they cut off their toes? I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish I've got kicks, but legs for days Let's look at mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Of you're bitter, I'm the number one star carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of brains and While I'm gaining knowledge losing your pumps Like Mrs. I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, should wake her This trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more Than the tree growing on your dead mother's grave tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the floors a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're You wanna live like (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's 'cause your prince was really hairy? The Beast was in the friend zone he gave you his library Your points have no merit, you're jealous, it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the American with a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for friends and I think man's shedding Some things are meant to be like love at first he was mine before midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in after just one dance My saved my life and don't be misled I want a man in the street but a in the bed Your film stars mice and cats an old, fat fairy silly story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, you run off down the halls like you always choke once you make it to the balls
You think that's Here's a history lesson, honey My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of You in my footsteps, without me there's no you Disney an empire on these tiny glass shoes
If you're so adored where's your Academy I'm the smart female heroine can't be ignored The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's inside that not the size of your feet