Another in my shadow come to covet my crown You clowns wanna throw down the best in a gown? I'm the story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm out stitches (ha!) a wilting rose you can't step to my flows These girls are trippin', did they cut off toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I've got itty-bitty kicks, but for days Let's at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Beauty and the Bestiality Of course bitter, I'm the number one star Pumpkin carriage, marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the combination of brains and booty While I'm gaining knowledge losing your pumps Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife's the babymaker Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing shade Than the willow growing on your dead mother's grave tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the 'til a man just appears You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how dressed You wanna like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause prince was really hairy? The was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library Your points no merit, you're jealous, declare it Like I've always said: if the shoe fits, it I'm the American dream a fairy-tale wedding got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding Some things are meant to be like love at sight Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was before midnight
A relationship wants to rap about romance? You can't fall in after just one dance My prince saved my life and don't be I want a man in the street but a in the bed film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story's into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off the halls It's like you always choke you make it to the balls
You think that's funny? Here's a lesson, honey My saved the studio when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, me there's no you Disney built an empire on these tiny shoes
If so adored where's your Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine can't be ignored The of our quarrel and why I've got you beat It's what's inside matters not the size of your feet