Another princess in my shadow come to my crown You wanna throw down with the best in a gown? I'm the story of rags to riches Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out (ha!) Like a wilting rose you step to my flows These girls are trippin', did cut off their toes? I all the praise for the foot-fetish craze I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for Let's look at mentality, Freud loves your abnormality The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Of you're bitter, I'm the number one star Pumpkin carriage, marriage, no one cares who you are
What's my name? (Belle!) it mean? (Beauty!) I'm the perfect combination of and booty While I'm gaining you're losing your pumps Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and out lumps Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, should wake her gold-digging trophy wife's the royal babymaker Fear the nerdy, princess 'cause I'm throwing more shade Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's tale as old as time sets us back fifty years Do your chores, clean the 'til a man just appears shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed You wanna live like (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest
Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really The was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library Your points have no merit, jealous, declare it Like I've always said: if the fits, wear it I'm the American dream a fairy-tale wedding You've got teapots for friends and I your man's shedding Some are meant to be like love at first sight he was mine before midnight
A relationship rookie wants to rap romance? You can't in love after just one dance My prince saved my life and don't be I want a man in the street but a in the bed Your film stars and cats with an old, fat fairy Your silly story's shoehorned into "Tom and Jerry" You say you want to party, next you run off down the It's you always choke once you make it to the balls
You that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey My movie saved the when Walt was out of money You followed in my footsteps, me there's no you Disney built an empire on these glass shoes
If you're so adored where's Academy Award? I'm the smart female heroine can't be ignored The moral of our and why I've got you beat It's what's that matters not the size of your feet