Christmas Cash

You know my Mom is always getting me really weird Christmas presents! (Fred! )
I mean doesn't she know what I really want? (Well you never told me! ) (Cash! )
Turtle necks... Thanks but no thanks! (Cash! )
I don't want any of that stuff,
You know what I'm sayin'?

Don't need no video games,
They only fry your brain!
Don't want a squirrel shaver--Got enough stuff!
Don't need back acne cream...
Or any fried beans,
No MP3 player... I don't want much!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy,
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like, (If you really want to know! )
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you all I want for Christmas is...

Cash!
Cash, Money,(Money) Money! (Money! )
I need it...
Cash!
All I really want is... Cash!
Cash, Money, Yeah! Money, (Money)
You don't even have to wrap it...
You know just what I need.

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money!(Ho! )

Money!
Money!
Money!
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Hard cash...
Christmas cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Yeah! )

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

Don't need a cell phone! (Nuh-Unh! )
Can call myself at home, (huh?)
Don't buy me clothes,
I only need my one shirt! (It's good enough for me! )
Don't need no wart remover,
Electric trainer, or scooter!
Instead of shopping let me save you the work, (Just trying to be nice! )

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Nothing to fancy, (let me explain!)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
One thing I like! (Christmas Cash! )
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
You don't have to ask me,
I can make it easy for you,
All I want for Christmas, Is...

Cash (money) Cash, Money (yeah!) Money! (Money! )
Cash! Christmas cash all I really want is... (I need it! )
Cash!
Cash, Money (money) Money! (Money! )
You don't even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Yeah! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Hard Cash... Christmas Cash!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money!Money! (Yeah! )

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

Save the aggravation,
Crowds and lines and waiting.
It's really you I'm thinking of,
Why not keep it simple? (Come-on!)
Why not give a little cash! Cash! (yeah!) Money money money! Money!
Money! (Yeah! )

(I thought you loved that fruit cake?)
Christmas cash! (Fred! )
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Give it to me,
Now!

(Christmas Cash! )

C-c-c-c-c-c-Cash! (Fred really?)
I like it!
What I really want for Christmas...

Cash!
Cash, Money,(Money!) Money! (Money! ) Cash!
All I really want is, (Cash! )
Cash, Money, (money!) Money! (Money! )
You don't even have to wrap it,
You know just what I need!

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Ho! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Hey! )
Give it up! (Christmas Cash! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money!(Hey! )

Money,
Money,
Money,
Money, Money! Money! (Ho! )

Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Money, Money...
Yeah I'm rich!

(Ahhhh! Hahahaha! )