Uncle Whitey, Whitey Can you tell us a bedtime Be right here, bed thing Yeah, can you tell some stories
Once upon a not long ago When people wore pajamas and life slow When laws were stern and justice And people were like they are too good
There was a little boy who was By another boy and this is what he said "Me and you, guy, we gonna make some Robbin' old and makin' the dash"
They did the job, money with ease But one couldn't stop, like he had a disease He robbed another and another, a and her brother Tryin' to rob a man who was a DT
The cop grabbed his arm, he acting erratic He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" Punched him in his belly and he gave him a But little did he know the boy was strapped
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel straight for the cop's kidney The cop get scared, the kid, he to figure "I'll do years if I this trigger"
So he dashed and ran around the block Cop radios in to another cop He ran by a tree, there he saw sister A for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked around good and So he decided he'd head for the subway But she was so he made a left He was runnin' top speed he was outta breath
an old man down he swore he killed him Then his move to an abandoned building Ran upstairs up to the top He opened up the door there, who he saw?
the dope fiend shootin' dope Who don't know the meaning of nor soap He said, "I bullets, hurry up, run" The dope fiend brought back a shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all he dipped into a car was a stolen Nova Raced up the block doin' 83, into a tree near university Escaped alive though the car was and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets but he still had Grabbed a pregnant lady out the automatic He pointed at her head and said "The gun was full of So the cops back off, or honey dead"
Deep in his he knew he was wrong So he let the lady go and he starts to on Sirens sounded, he seemed long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun, so went the And this is the way I gotta end story He was nineteen, in a madman's dream I saw the cops shoot the kid, I hear him scream
This funny so don't you dare laugh another case 'bout the wrong path Straight and narrow or your soul cashed night