Uncle Whitey, Uncle Can you tell us a story? Be right here, bed thing Yeah, can you tell bedtime stories
Once a time not long ago When people wore pajamas and life slow When laws stern and justice stood And people were behavin' like are too good
There was a little boy who was By another lil' boy and this is what he "Me and you, guy, we gonna make some Robbin' old and makin' the dash"
They did the job, came with ease But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a He robbed another and another, a sister and her to rob a man who was a DT undercover
The cop his arm, he started acting erratic He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" Punched him in his belly and he him a slap But little did he know that the boy was
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel headed straight for the kidney The cop get scared, the kid, he to figure "I'll do if I pull this trigger"
So he dashed and ran around the block Cop radios in to lady cop He ran by a tree, he saw this sister A shot for the head, he shot but he missed her
Looked around and expectations So he decided he'd head for the subway But she was so he made a left He was runnin' top speed till he was breath
Knocked an old man he swore he killed him made his move to an abandoned building Ran upstairs up to the top He opened up the there, guess who he saw?
Dave the dope fiend dope Who don't know the meaning of nor soap He said, "I need bullets, up, run" The dope brought back a spankin' shotgun
He went outside but was cops all over Then he dipped into a car was a Nova up the block doin' 83, crashed into a tree near university Escaped alive the car was shattered Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops
Ran out of but he still had static Grabbed a pregnant pulled out the automatic He pointed at her head and "The gun was full of lead So the cops back off, or honey dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was So he let the go and he starts to move on Sirens sounded, he astounded long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun, so went the And this is the way I gotta end story He was nineteen, in a madman's dream I saw the cops the kid, I still hear him scream
ain't funny so don't you dare laugh Just another case 'bout the wrong Straight and narrow or your soul gets night