Uncle Whitey, Whitey Can you us a bedtime story? Be right here, bed thing Yeah, can you tell some stories
Once a time not long ago When wore pajamas and lived life slow When laws were and justice stood And people were behavin' like are too good
was a little boy who was misled By another lil' boy and is what he said "Me and you, guy, we gonna make some Robbin' old and makin' the dash"
They did the job, money came with But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a He another and another, a sister and her brother to rob a man who was a DT undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he started erratic He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" him in his belly and he gave him a slap But little did he know that the boy was
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel headed for the cop's kidney The cop get scared, the kid, he to figure "I'll do if I pull this trigger"
So he dashed and ran around the block Cop in to another lady cop He ran by a tree, there he saw sister A for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked around good and So he decided he'd head for the stations But she was comin' so he made a He was top speed till he was outta breath
Knocked an old man down he swore he him Then his move to an abandoned building Ran upstairs up to the top He up the door there, guess who he saw?
Dave the dope shootin' dope Who don't know the meaning of water nor He said, "I need bullets, up, run" The dope fiend brought a spankin' shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all Then he dipped a car was a stolen Nova up the block doin' 83, crashed into a tree near university Escaped though the car was shattered Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the scattered
Ran out of but he still had static Grabbed a lady pulled out the automatic He pointed at her head and "The gun was full of lead So the cops back off, or here's dead"
Deep in his heart he he was wrong So he let the lady go and he starts to on Sirens sounded, he astounded long the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun, so went the And this is the way I gotta end this He was only nineteen, in a dream I saw the cops the kid, I still hear him scream
This funny so don't you dare laugh Just another 'bout the wrong path Straight and narrow or your soul gets Good