Uncle Whitey, Uncle Can you tell us a story? Be here, bed time thing Yeah, can you tell bedtime stories
Once a time not long ago When people wore pajamas and life slow laws were stern and justice stood And were behavin' like they are too good
There was a boy who was misled By another lil' boy and is what he said "Me and you, guy, we gonna make some old folks and makin' the dash"
They did the job, came with ease But one couldn't stop, like he had a disease He another and another, a sister and her brother to rob a man who was a DT undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he acting erratic He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" him in his belly and he gave him a slap But did he know that the boy was strapped
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel headed for the cop's kidney The cop get scared, the kid, he starts to "I'll do years if I pull trigger"
So he dashed and ran around the block Cop radios in to another cop He ran by a tree, there he saw this A shot for the head, he shot back but he her
around good and expectations So he he'd head for the subway stations But she was comin' so he made a He was top speed till he was outta breath
Knocked an old man he swore he killed him Then made his move to an building Ran up to the top floor He up the door there, guess who he saw?
the dope fiend shootin' dope Who don't know the of water nor soap He said, "I bullets, hurry up, run" The fiend brought back a spankin' shotgun
He went outside but there was all over Then he into a car was a stolen Nova Raced up the block doin' 83, crashed into a tree university Escaped alive though the car was Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the scattered
Ran out of but he still had static Grabbed a pregnant lady pulled out the He pointed at her head and "The gun was full of lead So the cops back off, or here's dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was So he let the lady go and he starts to on sounded, he seemed astounded Before the lil' boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun, so the glory And this is the way I gotta end story He was only nineteen, in a madman's I saw the cops the kid, I still hear him scream
This funny so don't you dare laugh Just case 'bout the wrong path Straight and narrow or soul gets cashed night