Uncle Whitey, Whitey Can you tell us a bedtime Be right here, bed time Yeah, can you tell some bedtime
Once upon a not long ago When wore pajamas and lived life slow When laws stern and justice stood And were behavin' like they are too good
There was a little boy who was By another lil' boy and is what he said "Me and you, guy, we make some cash Robbin' old and makin' the dash"
did the job, money came with ease But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a He robbed and another, a sister and her brother Tryin' to rob a man who was a DT
The cop his arm, he started acting erratic He said, "Keep still, boy, no for static" Punched him in his belly and he gave him a But did he know that the boy was strapped
He out his gun and said, "Why'd you hit me?" The barrel headed straight for the cop's The cop get scared, the kid, he to figure "I'll do if I pull this trigger"
So he cold and ran around the block Cop in to another lady cop He ran by a tree, there he saw this A for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked good and expectations So he decided he'd for the subway stations But she was so he made a left He was runnin' top till he was outta breath
an old man down he swore he killed him Then made his move to an building Ran up to the top floor He opened up the door there, guess who he
Dave the dope fiend shootin' Who don't know the meaning of nor soap He said, "I need bullets, up, run" The dope brought back a spankin' shotgun
He went outside but there was cops all Then he dipped into a car was a Nova up the block doin' 83, crashed into a tree near university Escaped alive though the car was and all the cops scattered
Ran out of but he still had static a pregnant lady pulled out the automatic He pointed at her head and said "The gun was full of So the cops back off, or here's dead"
Deep in his he knew he was wrong So he let the lady go and he to move on Sirens sounded, he seemed Before long the lil' boy got
He dropped his gun, so the glory And is the way I gotta end this story He was only nineteen, in a madman's I saw the shoot the kid, I still hear him scream
This funny so don't you dare laugh Just case 'bout the wrong path Straight and narrow or your soul gets night