(Different Girls on answering machine) -Hey Chino! Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
=I you... you know I love you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic Zorro Never soft though, the core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger Intelligent as master of sutra cunnilingus I leave your boyfriend stunned When it comes to rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know) like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about man so I robbed him Confused bitches crying "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the Adonis Only sexual with women who can suck the out of novels Fuck them their knees wobble My like a brothel Welcome to the of the apostle of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets I run teams to the bottom discover jewels and keep it Her is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can play the notes Before famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's what the is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every in love with me 'till they tell me different Since preschool ladies thinking that Chi's I the teacher, it's tragic: a nun The school it was Keeping women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their Thinking fine If they married the ghetto Banderas call And have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: the morning! I charge pimp for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't leaving young out of it... My becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I together generations! They get gracious, Just to me on a regular basis With making I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a feel love even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the other one a liar! your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, plus I a lot Please, I got more hoes these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans they will get I'll have to take Ginko or some to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a nigga wise! obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me with the I and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was Music and sex the joy it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, pussy by mistake How much hate mail can one pretty nigga Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little Now bitches suck my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world For collecting bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... a damn shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I thought that was my name Mr. impregnates no dame My sperm more than uncut cocaine I know why these thugs in clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of making then brave Never seen a tour But I've like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie and 'em No jealousy, please it's just my life Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo nigga,... this bitch is gonna ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I "Bitch! Don't you know the silence of me having you on hold is important than anything any motherfucker on the planet be saying to you?"
It's my lifestyle