(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you know I love you, right? You I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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It's the lifestyle (What? Dicaprio) Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Dicaprio) It's just the (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Dicaprio) It's the lifestyle (What? Dicaprio) It's just thug in me Welcome to my lifestyle (What What? Dicaprio) It's just the (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) That pretty in me to my lifestyle (What what? Chionardo Dicaprio)
1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic like Never soft though, the hard Don Juan Demarco I find lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, astounded by her The Villianess, polygamist, bigger bigamist Intelligent as master of kama cunnilingus I leave thug boyfriend stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose These cheap niggas where y'all them? (I don't know) like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained your man so I robbed him Confused crying like "Chino, please untie him!" The Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual women who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck 'till their knees wobble My house like a to the night of the apostle of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an endless of secrets I run scuba teams to the bottom discover and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can play the perfect being famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's the game is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in with me 'till they tell me different Since preschool ladies thinking that cool I fucked the teacher, tragic: a nun The school it was Keeping women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their Thinking they If they married the ghetto gentlemen call And have mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: the morning! I pimp niggas for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't leaving young out of it... My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them it I fucked all races, bagged in all places Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought generations! They get gracious, Just to me on a regular basis With love I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman feel even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 chicks are to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got hoes then these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans they ever get I'll have to take Ginko or shit to remember half the bitches I hit Act a wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obvious Son got doe but look how ugly and he is One girl's man me with the mafias I laughed and explained in detail every mole on his white body was Music and sex the joy When it to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, pussy by mistake How much hate can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by inches Now actress bitches suck my and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world For bitches bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a damn I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no My sperm worth more than cocaine I why these thugs in these clubs can't behave forty-eight hours the lack of pussy making then brave Never seen a tour But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash beef with and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie and 'em No jealousy, please dunny just my life Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the fuck I had her on for so long?" I said "Bitch! Don't you the silence of me you on hold is more important than anything any on the planet could be saying to you?"
It's my lifestyle