(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just to say hello...
=I love you... you know I you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, romantic like Zorro soft though, the hard core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all lady in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, polygamist, bigger bigamist Intelligent as master of sutra cunnilingus I leave your thug stunned When it comes to rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These cheap niggas y'all find them? (I don't know) They promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about your man so I him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual women who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck them 'till knees wobble My house a brothel Welcome to the of the apostle of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of I run scuba teams to the bottom jewels and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the violinist and I Her moans are my symphonies I can play the notes Before famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love me 'till they tell me different Since ladies thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, it's a nun The it was catholic Keeping these women money on me Sticking chicks for their dowries Thinking fine If they the ghetto Banderas gentlemen call And mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: the morning! I charge pimp for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) leaving young girls out of it... My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make them it I all races, bagged bitches in all places chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations! They get gracious, Just to me on a regular basis With love I got patience And I'm a dog like you, in all cases But I can make a woman feel love even in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! Leave your girl alone with me commit Since '99, I'm no in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, plus I a lot Please, I got more hoes these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on Trojans they will ever get I'll have to take Ginko or some shit to remember half the I hit Act a wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me with the I laughed and in detail where every mole on his white body was Music and sex the joy When it comes to Trojans been so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single A-male, getting pussy by mistake How hate mail can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little Now actress suck my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the I'm world renown For bitches bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... a damn shame I done "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no My worth more than uncut cocaine I know why these thugs in these clubs can't Form forty-eight hours the lack of making then brave Never a world tour But I've fucked I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash beef with and 'em Cus I was too busy studying under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's just my Don't be mad cus girl would rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... bitch is gonna ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I said "Bitch! you know the silence of me having you on hold is more important anything any motherfucker on the planet be saying to you?"
just my lifestyle