(Different Girls on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you know I you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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It's the lifestyle (What? Dicaprio) to my lifestyle (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's the lifestyle (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) Welcome to my (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's the (What? Chionardo Dicaprio) just that thug in me Welcome to my (What What? Chionardo Dicaprio) It's just the lifestyle (What? Dicaprio) pretty thug in me Welcome to my lifestyle (What Chionardo Dicaprio)
1] The hopeless, Spanish like Zorro Never soft though, the core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all lady in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigger Intelligent as master of kama cunnilingus I leave your thug stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose These niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know) They promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained your man so I robbed him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical Only sexual with women who can the comas out of novels Fuck them 'till their knees My like a brothel Welcome to the night of the apostle of the gospel
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2] If a woman's is an endless ocean of secrets I run scuba teams to the bottom jewels and keep it Her is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can the perfect notes being famous, Chicks to touch my hair seduction's what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier that is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in with me 'till they tell me different Since preschool ladies thinking that cool I the teacher, it's tragic: a nun The it was catholic these women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for dowries Thinking they If they married the ghetto gentlemen call And have mammy's in-laws brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: the morning! I charge pimp niggas for reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't leaving girls out of it... My dick their pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought generations! get financially gracious, Just to date me on a regular With making I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can a woman feel love even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! Leave your alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got more hoes then these niggas in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans they ever get I'll have to take or some shit to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a wise! It's obvious Son got doe but look how ugly and he is One man threatened me with the mafias I laughed and explained in detail every mole on his white body was Music and sex the joy When it comes to been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, pussy by mistake How much mail can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious missing me by little inches Now actress bitches suck my and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm renown For bitches bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... a damn shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect no dame My sperm worth more than cocaine I know why these thugs in clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of pussy making then Never seen a tour But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Train Awards (bitch) beef with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's my life Don't be mad cus your girl would by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... bitch is gonna ask me "Why the fuck I had her on for so long?" I said "Bitch! Don't you know the of me you on hold is more important than anything any motherfucker on the could be saying to you?"
just my lifestyle