(Different Girls on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you know I you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish like Zorro Never soft though, the core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all lady weak in this, to her eagerness And be her ridiculous, astounded by her fickleness The Villianess, polygamist, bigger bigamist as master of kama sutra cunnilingus I leave your boyfriend stunned When it comes to rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These cheap niggas where y'all find (I don't know) They like promise you a condo, and can't a condom Complained about your man so I him bitches crying like "Chino, please untie him!" The Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual with who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck 'till their knees wobble My house a brothel Welcome to the night of the apostle of the lady
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2] If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of I run scuba teams to the bottom discover jewels and it Her is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my symphonies I can play the notes being famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair what the game is I intimidate them cus I'm that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till tell me different Since preschool thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, it's a nun The it was catholic these women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their they fine If they married the ghetto Banderas call And have mammy's tell brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, marry your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't young girls out of it... My dick becoming pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bitches in all places Older chicks, chicks... shit, I brought together generations! get financially gracious, Just to date me on a regular With love I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman feel love even coming in faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! Leave your girl alone with me vagina-cide '99, I'm no longer in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got more then these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans they will get I'll have to take Ginko or some shit to remember half the I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a wise! It's obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One man threatened me with the mafias I and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was and sex the only joy When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, getting pussy by How much hate mail can one pretty nigga Wasn't delicious bullets me by little inches Now actress bitches my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world For collecting bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... what a shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought was my name Mr. Perfect no dame My sperm worth more than uncut I know why these thugs in clubs can't behave Form hours the lack of pussy making then brave seen a world tour But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie and 'em No jealousy, please dunny just my life Don't be mad cus girl would rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I said "Bitch! Don't you the silence of me having you on hold is important than anything any motherfucker on the planet be saying to you?"
just my lifestyle