(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just to say hello...
=I love you... you know I love you, You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish like Zorro Never soft though, the hard core Don Demarco I find y'all lady in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigamist as master of kama sutra cunnilingus I leave thug boyfriend stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you got to choose from These cheap niggas where y'all find them? (I know) They like promise you a condo, and afford a condom Complained your man so I robbed him Confused bitches crying "Chino, please untie him!" The Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual women who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck them 'till their wobble My house like a Welcome to the of the apostle of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an endless ocean of I run scuba teams to the bottom discover and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the and I compose Her moans are my I can play the perfect notes being famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair what the game is I them cus I'm prettier that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume woman's in love with me 'till they tell me different Since preschool thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, it's a nun The it was catholic Keeping these women money on me Sticking Indian for their dowries they fine If they married the ghetto Banderas call And have mammy's in-laws brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, marry your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp niggas for hoes reckless (yeah) Ain't leaving girls out of it... My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta them swallow it I all races, bagged bitches in all places chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations! They get gracious, to date me on a regular basis With making love I got And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman feel even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 chicks are to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! your girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in denial Cus I'm a playa, I fuck a lot Please, I got hoes then these niggas just in names beginning in A's on more Trojans they will ever get I'll have to take Ginko or some to remember half the bitches I hit Act a wise! Rap a nigga wise! It's obvious Son got doe but look how and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me with the I laughed and explained in detail where every on his white body was Music and sex the joy When it to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, getting pussy by How much hate mail can one pretty nigga delicious bullets missing me by little inches Now actress bitches suck my and do my dishes +Kiss the I'm world renown For collecting bitches bi-coastally without Morgan Freeman me down I'm but you +low-some+... what a damn shame I done "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no My sperm worth more uncut cocaine I know why these thugs in clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of pussy making brave Never seen a world But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and Soul Train Awards (bitch) beef with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, dunny it's just my life Don't be mad cus your would rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I said "Bitch! you know the silence of me having you on hold is more than anything any motherfucker on the planet could be to you?"
just my lifestyle