(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you know I you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic like Never soft though, the hard core Don Demarco I find y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, polygamist, bigger bigamist Intelligent as master of kama sutra I leave your thug stunned When it comes to fine I'm one of the few you females got to choose from These niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know) like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about your man so I him Confused crying like "Chino, please untie him!" The Samuel Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual with who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck them 'till their wobble My house like a Welcome to the night of the of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets I run scuba teams to the discover jewels and keep it Her body is a violin, I'm the violinist and I Her moans are my symphonies I can play the perfect being famous, Chicks to touch my hair seduction's what the game is I them cus I'm prettier that they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till they me different preschool ladies thinking that Chi's cool I the teacher, it's tragic: a nun The school it was Keeping women spending money on me Sticking Indian chicks for their Thinking fine If they married the ghetto Banderas gentlemen And have mammy's in-laws tell brides their sons at the altar I'm smarter, I'll marry your daughter: the morning! I charge pimp niggas for reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't young girls out of it... My dick becoming their pride so naturally gotta make swallow it I fucked all races, bitches in all places Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought generations! They get gracious, Just to date me on a basis With making I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a feel love even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of 10 chicks are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! Leave girl alone with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no in pimp denial Cus I'm a playa, plus I a lot Please, I got more then these niggas just in names beginning in A's Pass on more Trojans they ever get I'll have to take Ginko or shit to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a wise! It's obvious Son got doe but look how and sloppy he is One girl's man threatened me the mafias I and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was and sex the only joy When it comes to been through so many I could invade Helen of Troy Single dominant A-male, pussy by mistake How much hate mail can one nigga generate? Wasn't bullets missing me by little inches Now actress bitches suck my and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm world For collecting bitches without Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... a damn shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so much I thought that was my name Mr. Perfect no dame My worth more than uncut cocaine I know why these thugs in these can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of pussy then brave Never seen a tour But I've fucked like won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash beef with and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's just my Don't be mad cus your girl would by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this is gonna ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I said "Bitch! Don't you know the of me having you on hold is more important than any on the planet could be saying to you?"
It's just my