(Different talking on answering machine) -Hey Chino! Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just wanted to say hello...
=I love you... you know I love you, right? You know I you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic like Never soft though, the core Don Juan Demarco I y'all lady weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, polygamist, bigger bigamist Intelligent as master of kama sutra I your thug boyfriend stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose These cheap niggas where find them? (I don't know) They like promise you a condo, and afford a condom about your man so I robbed him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Jackson, the physical Adonis Only sexual with women who can suck the comas out of Fuck them 'till knees wobble My house like a Welcome to the night of the apostle of the gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets I run scuba teams to the bottom discover and keep it Her is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my I can play the perfect notes Before famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's what the is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every in love with me 'till they tell me different preschool ladies thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, tragic: a nun The it was catholic these women spending money on me Sticking Indian for their dowries they fine If they married the ghetto Banderas gentlemen And have mammy's in-laws tell leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, marry your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp for hoes reckless eyeballing (yeah) Ain't leaving girls out of it... My dick becoming their so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all Older chicks, chicks... shit, I brought together generations! They get gracious, Just to me on a regular basis With making I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman feel love even in their faces
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3] 8 out of 10 chicks are attracted to me... One is a relative, and the other one a liar! Leave your girl alone me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in pimp Cus I'm a playa, plus I a lot Please, I got more hoes then these niggas just in names in A's Pass on more they will ever get I'll to take Ginko or some shit to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a nigga wise! obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man me with the mafias I laughed and explained in detail where every on his white body was Music and sex the joy When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade Helen of Single dominant A-male, getting by mistake How much mail can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious bullets missing me by little Now bitches suck my dick and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm renown For collecting bitches bi-coastally Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm but you +low-some+... what a damn shame I done "Nigga, you fine!" so much I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no My sperm worth than uncut cocaine I know why thugs in these clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the lack of pussy making then Never seen a tour But I've fucked like won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) Squash with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too studying pimping under Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's my life Don't be mad cus girl would rather by my whore than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I "Bitch! Don't you know the silence of me having you on hold is more important anything any on the planet could be saying to you?"
It's my lifestyle