(Different Girls talking on machine) -Hey Chino! It's Tina! I missed you!! He he he ... um, Just to say hello...
=I love you... you I love you, right? You know I love you...
(Chino snorting)
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1] The hopeless, Spanish romantic Zorro Never soft though, the core Don Juan Demarco I find y'all weak in this, prompt to her eagerness And be fucking her ridiculous, by her fickleness The Villianess, pimp polygamist, bigamist Intelligent as master of kama cunnilingus I leave thug boyfriend stunned When it comes to fine rappers I'm one of the few you females got to choose These niggas where y'all find them? (I don't know) They like you a condo, and can't afford a condom Complained about your man so I him Confused bitches like "Chino, please untie him!" The mental Samuel Jackson, the physical Only sexual women who can suck the comas out of novels Fuck them their knees wobble My house like a to the night of the apostle of the lady gospel
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2] If a woman's heart is an ocean of secrets I run scuba teams to the bottom discover and keep it Her is a violin, I'm the violinist and I compose Her moans are my I can play the perfect notes being famous, Chicks asked to touch my hair seduction's the game is I intimidate them cus I'm prettier they is And in bed I'm gifted, And I assume every woman's in love with me 'till they tell me Since preschool thinking that Chi's cool I fucked the teacher, tragic: a nun The it was catholic Keeping these spending money on me Sticking Indian for their dowries they fine If they married the ghetto Banderas call And mammy's in-laws tell brides leave their sons at the altar I'm smarter, marry your daughter: 'Till the morning! I charge pimp niggas for hoes reckless (yeah) Ain't leaving girls out of it... My dick becoming pride so naturally gotta make them swallow it I fucked all races, bitches in all places Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I together generations! They get gracious, Just to me on a regular basis making love I got patience And I'm a dog just like you, in all But I can make a woman love even coming in their faces
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3] 8 out of every 10 chicks are to me... One is a relative, and the one a damn liar! Leave your girl with me commit vagina-cide Since '99, I'm no longer in pimp Cus I'm a playa, plus I a lot Please, I got more hoes then these niggas just in names in A's Pass on more Trojans they will get I'll have to Ginko or some shit to remember half the bitches I hit Act a nigga wise! Rap a wise! It's obvious Son got doe but how ugly and sloppy he is One girl's man me with the mafias I and explained in detail where every mole on his white body was and sex the only joy When it comes to Trojans been through so many I could invade of Troy Single A-male, getting pussy by mistake How hate mail can one pretty nigga generate? Wasn't delicious bullets me by little inches Now actress bitches suck my and do my dishes +Kiss the Girls+ I'm renown For collecting bitches bi-coastally Morgan Freeman hunting me down I'm awesome but you +low-some+... a damn shame I done heard "Nigga, you fine!" so I kinda thought that was my name Mr. Perfect impregnates no My sperm more than uncut cocaine I know why these thugs in clubs can't behave Form forty-eight hours the of pussy making then brave Never seen a world But I've like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards (bitch) beef with 'Pac and 'em Cus I was too busy studying pimping Ice-T and Freddie Foxxx and 'em No jealousy, please dunny it's my life Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my than be your wife
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(Chino talking)
As if... as if...
Yo 'Ziz nigga,... this bitch is ask me "Why the I had her on hold for so long?" I said "Bitch! Don't you know the of me you on hold is more important than anything any on the planet could be saying to you?"
It's my lifestyle