Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
to the National Cheese Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Street just now
Skimming through Rogue Herrys by Walpole
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of purveyance to negotiate the
Of cheesy comestibles

Come
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you were
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what would you
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it this
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la France, mwah

I it's a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't care how runny it is
Hand it over all speed

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do some cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't tell me, I'm to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have of that
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech sheep's
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get call for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
cheese in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
Popular in this
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He asked the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
the logic underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's uncontaminated by cheese

You haven't me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, that bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless waste of life