Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Cheese
Ah, thank you, my man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon just now
Skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of purveyance to the vending
Of some comestibles

again
I want to buy some
Oh, I thought you were
About the bazouki
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, would you like?
Well, eh, how about a red Leicester?
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, stout yeoman
Four of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, been on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it this
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Paulin, Carrier de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I like it

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la Belle France,

I think a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I don't care how runny it is
Hand it over all speed

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, a cheese shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't tell me, I'm to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll some of that
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Wensleydale, that's my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

sheep's milk?
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the most
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
in this manusquire
Is it?
It's our one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
certainly uncontaminated by cheese

You haven't me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of purest
To have posed the question in the first

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To have to you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life