Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Emporium
Ah, thank you, my man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I came over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented will do the trick
So I curtailed my Walpoling
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of some comestibles

Come
I to buy some cheese
Oh, I thought you were
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was it this morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, the van broke down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, Carrier de
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I like it

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, hither
The fromage de la France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
Than you'll it, sir
I care how fucking runny it is
Hand it over all speed

Oh!
now?
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I thought you talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech sheep's
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the most
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And is the most
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked expecting the 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic underlying conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of purest
To have posed the question in the place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To have to you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless waste of human