Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the Cheese Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Street just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little curd will do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied and infiltrated your place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of some cheesy

again
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
About the player
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all manifestations of the Terpsichorean

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well yeoman
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, been on order, sir, for two weeks
Was it this morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Paulin, Carrier de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I like it

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, hither
The de la Belle France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
it over with all speed

Oh!
What
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Sage Darby?
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, a cheese shop, sir, we've got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
enough

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have of that
Oh, I thought you talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech sheep's
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we don't get much call for it here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular cheese 'round
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked expecting the 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

in the district
Explain the logic underlying conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly by cheese

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of purest
To have posed the question in the first

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To have to you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless of human life