Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon just now
Skimming through Rogue by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little curd will do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
forth and infiltrated your place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of cheesy comestibles

again
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you were
About the bazouki
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's been on order, sir, for two
Was it this morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, the van broke down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, Carrier de
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The de la Belle France, mwah

I think it's a bit
Than you'll it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
What
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, a cheese shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech milk?
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get call for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular cheese 'round
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
in this manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He expecting the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic underlying that conclusion,
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life