Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
to the National Cheese Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Thurmon just now
through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A fermented curd will do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of to negotiate the vending
Of some cheesy

again
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
the bazouki player
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, stout yeoman
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it this
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Goucester?
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, hither
The fromage de la France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't how fucking runny it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do some cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, don't me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll some of that
Oh, I you were talking to me, sir
Wensleydale, that's my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech milk?
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we get much call for it around here, sir
Not much call, the single most
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And what is the
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
in this manusquire
Is it?
It's our one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of purest
To have the question in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life