Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the Cheese Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon just now
Skimming through Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd will do the
So I curtailed my Walpoling
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of purveyance to the vending
Of some comestibles

again
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
the bazouki player
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all of the Terpsichorean muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what would you
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm we never have that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's been on order, sir, for two
Was expecting it morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I like it

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The de la Belle France, mwah

I it's a bit runnier
Than you'll it, sir
I care how fucking runny it is
it over with all speed

Oh!
What
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Darby?
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, a cheese shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, have some of that
Oh, I you were talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech milk?
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not call, it's the single most
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And what is the
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in this
Is it?
It's our one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
It's not much of a shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic underlying conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly by cheese

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, that bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the question in the place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a waste of human life