Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Cheese
Ah, thank you, my man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Thurmon just now
Skimming through Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd will do the
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of purveyance to negotiate the
Of cheesy comestibles

Come
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the Terpsichorean

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a red Leicester?
I'm we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the
Sir, we get it fresh on
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
ounces of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, it's been on order, sir, for two
Was expecting it morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I it runny

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
Hand it over all speed

Oh!
What
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do some cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, a cheese shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't tell me, I'm keen to
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll some of that
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech milk?
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we don't get much call for it here, sir
Not much call, it's the single
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And what is the
Popular cheese here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
Popular in this
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, have you got
He asked the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
the logic underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly by cheese

You haven't me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of purest
To have the question in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life