Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the Cheese Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Thurmon Street now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I came over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A fermented curd will do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of to negotiate the vending
Of some cheesy

Come
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I thought you were
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the Terpsichorean

'Ooo, ah lahk a tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
Most certainly, now
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how a little red Leicester?
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we never have at the end of the week
Sir, we get it fresh on
tish, no matter, well stout yeoman
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was it this morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Brew?
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Port Salut, Savoy
Saint Paulin, Carrier de
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I like it

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
What
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Sage Darby?
No, sir
You do some cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, don't tell me, I'm to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have of that
Oh, I you were talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech milk?
No
Venezuelan Beaver
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how about
Well, we get much call for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the most
Popular cheese in the

Not here, sir
And what is the
Popular cheese here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
in this manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He asked the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's uncontaminated by cheese

You haven't me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the question in the first

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To have to you
Right-o, sir
What a waste of human life