Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Cheese
Ah, thank you, my man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was in the public library
On Thurmon Street now
through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of purveyance to negotiate the
Of some comestibles

again
I want to buy cheese
Oh, I you were complaining
About the bazouki
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah a nice tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we never have at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
tish, no matter, well stout yeoman
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's on order, sir, for two weeks
Was expecting it morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, the van broke down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The de la Belle France, mwah

I think a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't how fucking runny it is
Hand it over with all

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Austrian?
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do some cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
Fair

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have of that
Oh, I thought you talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech sheep's
No
Beaver Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get call for it around here, sir
Not call, it's the single most
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And what is the
cheese 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He expecting the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not much of a shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic underlying conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly by cheese

You haven't asked me Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut that bloody up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the question in the first

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a waste of human life