Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the National Emporium
Ah, you, my good man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Street just now
Skimming through Rogue by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and your place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of cheesy comestibles

Come
I to buy some cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
About the player
Oh, forbid, I am one who delights
In all manifestations of the Terpsichorean

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, what you like?
Well, eh, how a little red Leicester?
I'm we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, never mind, how are you on

I'm afraid we never that at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well stout
Four ounces of Caerphilly, if you

Ah, it's been on order, sir, for two
Was it this morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van broke
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, Carrier de
Bleu, Bruson?
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I it runny

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la Belle France,

I think a bit runnier
you'll like it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
it over with all speed

Oh!
What
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
enough

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, have some of that
Oh, I thought you were to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, that's my

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech sheep's
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we get much call for it around here, sir
Not much call, the single most
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular cheese 'round
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in this
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He asked the answer 'No'
have a look, sir, umh, no
It's not much of a shop, is it?

in the district
Explain the logic underlying conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, that bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, really I
It was an act of optimism
To posed the question in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any cheese here at
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless waste of human