Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
Welcome to the Cheese Emporium
Ah, thank you, my man
can I do for you, sir?

Well, I was sitting in the public
On Street just now
Skimming through Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly over all peckish

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented will do the trick
So I my Walpoling activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated your
Of to negotiate the vending
Of cheesy comestibles

again
I want to buy some
Oh, I thought you were
the bazouki player
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all manifestations of the muse

'Ooo, ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some please, my good man

Certainly, sir, would you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid fresh out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the
Sir, we get it on Monday
tish, no matter, well stout yeoman
Four of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, been on order, sir, for two weeks
Was it this morning
T's not my day, is it, aah, Bel Paese?
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Jarlsburg, per chance?
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, Carrier de
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, it's a bit
Oh, I like it

Well, very runny, actually, sir
No matter, fetch
The fromage de la Belle France,

I think a bit runnier
Than like it, sir
I don't care how fucking it is
Hand it with all speed

Oh!
now?
The eaten it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Sage Darby?
No, sir
You do have some cheese, do
Of course, sir, it's a cheese shop, sir, got
No, no, don't me, I'm keen to guess
enough

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I you were talking to me, sir
Mister Wensleydale, my name

Feta?
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Bimbo?
No

Czech sheep's
No
Venezuelan Cheese?
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not much call, it's the most
cheese in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, staggeringly
Popular in manusquire
Is it?
It's our number one seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He asked the answer 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the logic that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's uncontaminated by cheese

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, shut bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of purest
To have posed the in the first place

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
your time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
a senseless waste of human life