Luyện nghe bài hát Cheepnis

Frank (lead guitar, vocals)
duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
Tom (bass)
underwood (percussion)
Jeff (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Don (synthesizer)
Bruce (trombone)
fowler (trumpet)
Napoleon murphy brock (tenor saxophone, flute, vocals)
humphrey (drums)
Chester (drums)
(background vocals)
(background vocals)
Robert (background vocals)

Cheepnis.
Let me you something, do you like monster movies?

(yeah!)

I love monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better are. and cheepnis in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, al
H it helps. but true cheepnis is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider. I'll tell you, a one that I saw one time, I think the name of the film was "
Onquered the world" (yeah!) and the... did you ever see that one? the monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream corn with teeth around the bottom. it looks like a, a teepee or a
Of a rounded off pup-tent affair. and ah, got fangs on the base of it, I don't know why but it's a very threatening sight. and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everythin
D there's this one scene where the ah monster is coming out of a cave. see? there's always a scene they come out of a cave, at least once. and the rest of the cast...it musta been made aro
He 1950's. the lapels are about th
At wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the with. and there is always a girl who falls down and twists
Ankle. hey hey! of course there is! you know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of a little ice-cream corn. well in particular scene, in this scene
, they ah, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to it, but they... when the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you
Ee about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin': "no! get it back!" ...and they it
Just a bit as the guy is goin': "kch! kch!" now that's cheepnis.

Right. and this is here: one two three four...

I ate a hot dog
It tasted good
Then I watched a
From

(repeat)

Little miss muffett on a by me
Took a around, I said: can y'all see?
The little on the giant spider? "
The from the black lagoon?
The vents by the tanks where the go up?
(and the flaps on the of the moon)

The & paint on the 40 watt bulb
use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the rock
And the of the cave is too soft

The suits & the & the tie's too wide
And too short for the man
The lady with the roll-away mind
And the just ate japan

and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the in this area call frunobulax
(apparently a large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching the power
Bullets stop it
can't stop it
We may have to use force!

comes that poodle dog!
Big as a blimp a rhinestone collar
off the trees
Like was bonsai'd ornaments on a
landscape
Keep it away! let the poodle bite me!
We let it reproduce! oh!
get out the pants!

The national guard has formed up at the
Of the
And is attempting to lure the enormous
the cave
Where they to destroy it with napalm
A thousand of the are now lined up
And are to the monster...
fido
Here
Here

Got a great big slimey
Got a great big thing
Got a big poodle thing
Got a great big thing

(repeat)

C'mon! everybody! go!
Get the distilled water! get the goods!
Get the toilet paper! you we need it!

Go to da
My baby, my baby,
Go to da
Go to da

(repeat)

Little miss on a squat by me,
Can ya see the little string danglin'
Makes the legs go wabble an' the flop shut
An' the eye, horrible eye, horrible eye
Go rollin'
Can it all
Can y'see it from
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer
If you can't, I'm sorry `cause
All I know
I need a little cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry `cause all I wanna know
I a little more cheepnis please
Baby, I'm sorry `cause it's all I know
I need a little more please

(etc. repeats)