Charlie, The Methadone Man

Living to get his freak on
Sporting his leopard skin thong

Charlie the methadone man plays Sunday nights in a Rock and Roll band
Charlie the methadone, the methadone man

Patience, the name of the game
Waiting on Dr. Kincaid

Charlie the methadone man fills out the papers just as fast as he can
Charlie the methadone, the methadone man

When you're all alone and you got nowhere to go
Better take it slow oh you get so tired of where you are

Kicking his lonely lit brain
Drinking to try and stay sane

Charlie the methadone man chases his tail just as fast as he can
Charlie the methadone, the methadone man
Oh, Charlie the methadone, the methadone man

Waiting, waiting, waiting