I an active drowning victim from a mile away I save old men in like Hemingway The swimming pool not taken? out for frost Dont get busted like Milton or will be lost
Its like that, and the way it is Dont Run DMC, walk the other kids And if you get in trouble, I use a dive I extend my tube to keep you alive
If youre submerged, Ill dive first And bring you to a backboard, never to a Because DOA victims are for I do it my safe way, you do it
Like Raleys or or Albertsons Did the hurt his neck? Im going in I support your chin, and spine With my head splint technique everything is
My E A P is C P R after those breaths Then Ill your airway for respiratory arrest Then its sweep, ventilation and abdominal I get the pool toy out I can, and must
Prepared for Ive got my life together And understand my job you alive like Eddie Vedder If youre a stressed-out mom who her children fettered Your kids are safe today, see, no is better
Ten times as reliable mature and your average lifeguard as a water babysitter Betsy Weeks trained me at Roble Gym And Im slamming into swim safety, not a Jim
Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea I both eyes on your progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Im certified
And when I act its with consent If you wont cooperate, I And call the cops, best Its not wise to me as I scrutinize
The pool, its scanning, best take a hint And shut mouth, you dont matter, like lint Larry Flint might argue that your means nothing But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing
Im disciplined and at what I do And hope to say the same for my lifeguard Because unlike the Insane Clown
We practice our repeatedly And dont in on tentative integrity Or fire producers for more money
Wait, what, was I? I guess I got Detroit high school drop-outs With new albums are whack
Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, like Making sure the chemical room doors shut See that gardeners trowel? Well, I dont Im too making sure your kids stay afloat
And see that dude who kind of like Shrek But imported like dubbed French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble trek from your lungs The shovel or smuggled Shrek
Distract no one like me, I notice, no, just your kids But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the down And their smiles into one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you the rule Yes Im a tool from lifeguard But is cool here at the pool And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool
Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea I both eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3 Im certified