I spot an active victim from a mile away I save old men in seas like The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Dont get busted like or paradise will be lost
Its that, and thats the way it is Run DMC, walk like the other kids And if you get in trouble, I use a contact I extend my rescue tube to keep you
If youre submerged, Ill dive first And bring you to a backboard, to a hearse Because DOA are for amateurs I do it my safe way, you do it
Like or Luckys or Albertsons Did the victim hurt his neck? Im in I support your chin, and spine my head splint technique everything is fine
My E A P is C P R after those rescue Then Ill check your for respiratory arrest Then its sweep, and abdominal thrusts I get the pool toy out I can, will and
Prepared for Ive got my life together And understand my job you alive like Eddie Vedder If youre a stressed-out mom who her children fettered Your kids are safe today, see, no is better
Ten times as reliable and fitter Than average lifeguard as a water babysitter Betsy Weeks trained me well at Gym And Im slamming into swim safety, not a Jim
at the pool, lake or the sea I both eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my back 1 2 3 Because Im
And I act its with informed consent If you cooperate, I circumvent And call the cops, best Its not wise to me as I scrutinize
The pool, its called scanning, take a hint And shut your mouth, you dont matter, like Larry Flint might argue that voice means nothing But I be like Bush and say for safety it means
Im and talented at what I do And to say the same for my lifeguard crew Because the Insane Clown Posse
We practice our repeatedly And dont in on tentative integrity Or fire dope for more money
Wait, what, was I? I guess I got Dissing high school drop-outs new albums that are whack
Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, like Making sure the chemical room doors always See that gardeners trowel? Well, I dont Im too making sure your kids stay afloat
And see that dude who kind of looks like But imported like badly French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble from your kids lungs The shovel or smuggled Shrek
Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, just kids But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the down And turn smiles into one collective frown
Hey kids, running, you know the rule Yes Im a tool lifeguard school But safety is cool here at the And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool
at the pool, lake or the sea I both eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my back 1 2 3 Im certified