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I spot an active drowning victim from a away
I save old men in seas Hemingway
The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for
get busted like Milton or paradise will be lost

Its that, and thats the way it is
Run DMC, walk like the other kids
And if you get in trouble, I use a contact
I extend my rescue tube to you alive

If youre submerged, Ill feet first
And bring you to a backboard, to a hearse
Because DOA are for amateurs
I do it my way, you do it yours

Raleys or Luckys or Albertsons
Did the victim hurt his Im going in
I your chin, airway and spine
With my head splint everything is fine

My E A P is C P R after those breaths
Then Ill check your airway for respiratory
Then its sweep, ventilation and abdominal
I get the pool toy out I can, and must

Prepared for Ive got my life together
And understand my job you alive like Eddie Vedder
If youre a mom who keeps her children fettered
kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better

Ten times as mature and fitter
Than average lifeguard as a water babysitter
Weeks trained me well at Roble Gym
And Im slamming into safety, not a Slim Jim

Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea
I keep both eyes on your
The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3
Because Im

And when I act its with informed
If you cooperate, I circumvent
And the cops, best recognize
Its not to distract me as I scrutinize

The pool, its called scanning, best a hint
And shut your mouth, you matter, like lint
Larry Flint might argue that your voice nothing
But I be like Bush and say for safety it means

Im disciplined and talented at I do
And hope to say the same for my lifeguard
Because the Insane Clown Posse

We practice our skills
And dont cash in on integrity
Or fire dope producers for more

Wait, what, was I?
I guess I got
Dissing Detroit high school
new albums that are whack

Back on track, the point, Im safe, like what?
Making sure the chemical doors always shut
See that dirty trowel? Well, I dont
Im too busy sure your kids stay afloat

And see that dude who of looks like Shrek
But imported badly dubbed French Star Trek?
Nope, I double check the bubble from your kids lungs
The speck or smuggled Shrek

Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, your kids
But did I see kid run? Oh yes, I did
Peripherally, so Im a lay the smack
And turn smiles into one collective frown

Hey kids, stop running, you know the
Yes Im a tool from school
But is cool here at the pool
And trust me on the sunscreen, be a fool

at the pool, lake or the sea
I both eyes on your progeny
The Red has got my back like 1 2 3
Because Im