I spot an active drowning victim from a away I save old men in seas like The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Dont get like Milton or paradise will be lost
Its that, and thats the way it is Dont Run DMC, walk the other kids And if you get in trouble, I use a contact I my rescue tube to keep you alive
If submerged, Ill dive feet first And bring you to a backboard, to a hearse DOA victims are for amateurs I do it my safe way, you do it
Like Raleys or or Albertsons Did the victim hurt his Im going in I support chin, airway and spine With my head splint technique is fine
My E A P is C P R after those breaths Then Ill check your for respiratory arrest its sweep, ventilation and abdominal thrusts I get the toy out I can, will and must
for emergencies Ive got my life together And understand my job keeps you alive Eddie Vedder If youre a stressed-out mom who her children fettered Your are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better
Ten times as mature and fitter Than your average as a water babysitter Betsy Weeks trained me at Roble Gym And Im slamming into safety, not a Slim Jim
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep eyes on your progeny The Red Cross has got my like 1 2 3 Im certified
And when I act its with informed If you cooperate, I circumvent And call the cops, best Its not to distract me as I scrutinize
The pool, its called scanning, best take a And shut your mouth, you dont matter, lint Larry Flint might argue that your voice nothing But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing
Im and talented at what I do And to say the same for my lifeguard crew Because the Insane Clown Posse
We our skills repeatedly And dont cash in on integrity Or fire dope producers for money
Wait, what, was I? I guess I got Dissing Detroit school drop-outs new albums that are whack
Back on track, heres the point, Im safe, like sure the chemical room doors always shut See gardeners dirty trowel? Well, I dont Im too busy making sure your kids stay
And see that dude who kind of looks Shrek But imported like badly dubbed French Star Nope, I double check the bubble trek from your kids The shovel speck or Shrek
no one like me, I dont notice, no, just your kids But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the smack And their smiles into one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you know the Yes Im a tool from lifeguard But safety is cool at the pool And me on the sunscreen, dont be a fool
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep both eyes on progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Because Im