I an active drowning victim from a mile away I save old men in seas like The swimming not taken? Watch out for frost get busted like Milton or paradise will be lost
Its like that, and the way it is Dont Run DMC, walk like the kids And if you get in trouble, I use a dive I extend my tube to keep you alive
If youre submerged, Ill dive first And bring you to a backboard, never to a Because DOA are for amateurs I do it my way, you do it yours
Raleys or Luckys or Albertsons Did the hurt his neck? Im going in I support your chin, and spine With my head technique everything is fine
My E A P is C P R after those rescue Ill check your airway for respiratory arrest Then its sweep, ventilation and abdominal I get the toy out I can, will and must
Prepared for Ive got my life together And understand my job keeps you alive like Eddie If youre a stressed-out mom who keeps her fettered kids are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better
Ten times as reliable mature and Than your average as a water babysitter Betsy trained me well at Roble Gym And Im into swim safety, not a Slim Jim
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep both eyes on progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Because Im
And I act its with informed consent If you wont cooperate, I And the cops, best recognize Its not wise to distract me as I
The pool, its scanning, best take a hint And shut your mouth, you dont matter, like Larry Flint might that your voice means nothing But I be Bush and say for safety it means nothing
Im disciplined and talented at I do And to say the same for my lifeguard crew unlike the Insane Clown Posse
We our skills repeatedly And dont in on tentative integrity Or fire dope producers for money
Wait, what, was I? I guess I got Dissing Detroit high school With new albums that are
on track, heres the point, Im safe, like what? Making sure the room doors always shut See that gardeners trowel? Well, I dont Im too busy making sure your stay afloat
And see that dude who kind of looks like But imported badly dubbed French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble from your kids lungs The speck or smuggled Shrek
Distract no one like me, I dont notice, no, just your But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the down And turn their smiles one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you know the Yes Im a tool lifeguard school But is cool here at the pool And trust me on the sunscreen, dont be a
Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea I keep both eyes on progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Im certified