I spot an active drowning victim from a away I old men in seas like Hemingway The pool not taken? Watch out for frost Dont get like Milton or paradise will be lost
Its that, and thats the way it is Dont Run DMC, like the other kids And if you get in trouble, I use a contact I extend my rescue to keep you alive
If youre submerged, Ill dive feet And bring you to a backboard, never to a Because DOA victims are for I do it my safe way, you do it
Like Raleys or Luckys or Did the victim his neck? Im going in I support chin, airway and spine With my head splint technique is fine
My E A P is C P R after those breaths Then Ill check airway for respiratory arrest Then its sweep, ventilation and abdominal I get the toy out I can, will and must
Prepared for Ive got my life together And my job keeps you alive like Eddie Vedder If a stressed-out mom who keeps her children fettered Your are safe today, see, no lifeguard is better
Ten as reliable mature and fitter Than your average lifeguard as a water Betsy Weeks trained me well at Gym And Im slamming swim safety, not a Slim Jim
Lifeguarding at the pool, or the sea I keep both eyes on progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Because Im
And I act its with informed consent If you wont cooperate, I And call the cops, recognize Its not to distract me as I scrutinize
The pool, its called scanning, take a hint And shut mouth, you dont matter, like lint Larry Flint might argue that your voice nothing But I be like Bush and say for it means nothing
Im disciplined and talented at I do And to say the same for my lifeguard crew Because the Insane Clown Posse
We practice our skills And cash in on tentative integrity Or fire dope producers for more
Wait, what, was I? I I got side-tracked Dissing Detroit high school With new albums that are
Back on track, the point, Im safe, like what? Making sure the room doors always shut See that gardeners dirty trowel? Well, I Im too busy making sure your kids afloat
And see that dude who kind of looks Shrek But like badly dubbed French Star Trek? Nope, I double check the bubble trek your kids lungs The speck or smuggled Shrek
Distract no one like me, I notice, no, just your kids But did I see that kid Oh yes, I did Peripherally, so Im a lay the down And their smiles into one collective frown
Hey kids, stop running, you the rule Yes Im a tool from lifeguard But safety is cool here at the And trust me on the sunscreen, be a fool
at the pool, lake or the sea I keep both on your progeny The Red has got my back like 1 2 3 Because Im